Temur Memelands

Modern* Loam Midrange RUG (Temur)

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Land (24)

• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 3x Forest
• 1x Island
• 4x Misty Rainforest
• 2x Mountain
• 2x Steam Vents
• 2x Stomping Ground
• 4x Tranquil Thicket
• 4x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (8)

• 3x Ayula's Influence
• 2x Molten Vortex
• 1x Seismic Assault
• 2x Tectonic Reformation

Sorcery (6)

• 4x Life from the Loam
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Throes of Chaos

Planeswalker (3)

• 3x Wrenn and Six

Instant (9)

• 3x Beast Within
• 3x Lightning Bolt
• 3x Swan Song

Creature (10)

• 4x Bazaar Trademage
• 3x Ore-Scale Guardian
• 3x Tireless Tracker

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Sideboard

Artifact (6)

• 3x Damping Sphere
• 3x Relic of Progenitus

Creature (3)

• 3x Obstinate Baloth

Instant (3)

• 3x Hurkyl's Recall

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Anger of the Gods

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The Great Meme

Every set, I usually end up with a bunch of cards I'd love to play but they can't seem to find a home. My solution? Just chuck a bunch of stuff into a deck and see how it plays! This is going to be a spice one, boiz.

The main engine of this deck is Life from the Loam , but obviously we can't have only one engine piece because Surgical Extraction and what-naught, so the main engine is fleshed out with the obvious Wrenn and Six and some other goodies. Graveyard hate is a pain, so this list also runs some nifty backup plans to meme people out.

The Spicy Boiz

- Wrenn and Six - Ayula's Influence - Tectonic Reformation - Ore-Scale Guardian - Bazaar Trademage

How These Boiz Work Together

Wrenn and Six works as additional Life from the Loam s to power land-based shenanigans. What shenanigans? these shenanigans. With Wrenn, this deck draws two cards per turn more or less. With Loam, three. Ayula's Influence gives one way to turn these lands into something more useful, as do Bazaar Trademage and Tectonic Reformation - which serve a similar function. Ore-Scale Guardian supplements the Trademage for flying beats.

This leaves some gaps though: How does this deck do disruption? Creature removal? Stopping degeneracy?

Tying It All Together

- For creature removal, look no further than MVP Molten Vortex . - For additional card recursion, Regrowth fits the bill - not Eternal Witness because this deck already has a glut of three-drops. - Lightning Bolt is a solid card overall and Swan Song is a wonderful catch-all for degeneracy. - Tireless Tracker adds even more value while giving the deck a nice plan B in the event of graveyard hate. - Beast Within helps in some specific matchups (Tron a little, against Rest in Peace a lottle). - Throes of Chaos is a meme and a half, but it actually doesn't nonbo with Swan Song since it makes a 2/2 Flyer in that cast. Cha-ching.

And, after all that meme-ing, we're left with this absolute masterpiece of garbage. Be sure to tell me what you think and if one of you brave souls tries it out, make sure to warn other wary travelers of your grievous mistake below.

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 6 Rares 12 - 9 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.64
Tokens	Bear 2/2 G, Beast 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U, Clue, Emblem Wrenn and Six