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Make Standard Great Again

Frankly, we have some bad hombres running around in our format. These guys -- you wouldn't believe it -- they're Transgress the Mind|taking our money, taking our jobs, and killing us at the playmat. The situation is tremendously dangerous, so we're gonna build a wall and make the Deliricans pay for it. We'll Consulate Skygate|crack down on immigration -- I will completely ban Smuglims from entering our format.

Declaration in Stone|The people of Standard have spoken: deport the illegals.

We're gonna give our troops  Flip the Bone Saw|best weapons and gear money can buy -- everything they'll need to keep us safe -- and Retreat to Hagra|get them out of wars that are none of our business. We will ensure the safety of our format by having an Blessed Alliance|alliance with Russia that will stop the terrorists in their tracks. And we'll empower the NSA to get the information it needs to protect our people.

We will put the crooked, criminal Hillrakul in jail; we will repeal ineffective healthcare legislation; and we will make this format great again.

You can trust my leadership -- I've made Triskaidekaphobia|amazing business deals -- and you can trust my business success -- and nobody is going to stand up to China the way I will; that, I can tell you. We'll Diabolic Tutor|bring back all of those jobs. And I'll bring in the greatest Kambal, Consul of Allocation|economic and Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim|military advisers like you wouldn't believe -- the ones I know you haven't heard of are better than the ones you have heard of. After I take office, we'll be sweating from too much winning.

This movement -- our movement -- is bad news for the establishment. It's true. Ask anyone -- anyone named Gid Innity. Ask Gid Innity. I told him this over a phone call; I said, "Gid, we're going to make a movement, and it's going to take down the corruption in our format's meta."

The wallies just got 10 foots higher, ok, and believe me, we are going to Drain the Swamp. This is going to be YUGE.

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tchau204 says... #1

TooSoon ):

November 18, 2016 1:52 a.m.

raztastic says... #2

I think you meant to say "Too Tremendous"

November 18, 2016 9:34 a.m.

Leatherankh says... #3

OMG +1 just for the description. Seriously, tears.

November 19, 2016 11:27 a.m.

scorpajet says... #4

Slow clap

November 19, 2016 11:29 a.m.

gsweezy23 says... #5

Have you playtested this deck yet? How do you determine what to side?

November 24, 2016 5:31 p.m.

dlaciebiepan says... #6

I dont get the movement part. how to fight vs Gid and others planeswalkers?

November 26, 2016 11:36 a.m.

hamiam says... #7

LoL! Awesome +1

November 27, 2016 1:01 a.m.

Oracular says... #8

......At first I thought it was just a joke but......... it might actually work oO

I LOVE the concept of this deck, will build it right away ;)

(even if I don't like the real-life concept of Donald Trump, of course)

November 27, 2016 8:32 a.m.

Xazrael says... #9

What about adding 1 or 2 Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim and possibly sideboarding a Felidar Sovereign for a secondary wincon in case your opponent is aiming to take care of your trisk to prevent the 13 life wincon?

November 27, 2016 2:20 p.m.

raztastic says... #10

gsweezy23 Sideboarding shouldn't be too difficult to figure out. Just put in whatever you need to fight against the opponent, e.g. Fragmentize against Marvel and Consulate Surveillance + more removal against Pummeller decks. This should naturally do fairly well against aggro decks because of the cheap walls.

dlaciebiepan Trump has said some stuff to sound like a populist, thus the "our movement" bit. And, yeah, I should put Ruinous Path in the sideboard to deal with Gids.

Oracular It is really just a joke deck; it isn't very good after turn 3 or 4. (Think about if you want to actually play Bone Saw.) If you play this deck, make sure you say all the rhetoric when you play each card for maximum flavor and humor.

Xazrael That is a combo that I had overlooked. I will find a way to integrate it for maximum flavor.

November 27, 2016 3:46 p.m.

poshakitoo says... #11

Dude i feel offended and amused at the same time.... Now we're deliricans lol +1

November 29, 2016 1:59 p.m.

raztastic says... #12

I just realized that repealing Obamacare is more flavorful than Ruinous Path and will update the sideboard and description accordingly.

November 29, 2016 7:48 p.m.

ColeBlaze says... #13

I playtested this and ordered the deck on card kingdom. Good deck!

December 14, 2016 3:24 p.m.

HarryW says... #14

Great Fundeck, which really could work.I'm somehow missing Weaponcraft Enthusiast and maybe Gonti, Lord of Luxury, because they are matching great with the Theme. But for the strategy, only Gonti could be an valid addition I fear.

January 6, 2017 5:11 p.m.

jacoby0813 says... #15

This is amazing.

January 28, 2017 10:23 a.m.

Raikko says... #16

This just made my day!+1

February 1, 2017 11:11 a.m.

Platynumx says... #17

golf clapBravo sir bravo!

February 1, 2017 11:17 a.m.

Lillibritches says... #18

This is absolutely amazing, A+++++.

February 17, 2017 6:50 p.m.

the "crack down on immigration" should have a link to Consulate Crackdown

February 22, 2017 2:01 p.m.

JackMinds says... #20

Lol Trump's Conspiration!! More and more Trump's wall, and I can your reference to his Slogan.

March 2, 2017 12:48 p.m.

Drcaptain says... #21

came for the dank deck, stayed for the dank deck and edgy comments. God bless you, you beautiful son of a b****.

March 15, 2017 8:57 p.m.

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