"Hot" Female Creatures?
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Posted on Oct. 16, 2013, 3:28 p.m. by TylerCorp
This seems kind of odd to discuss the attractiveness of a fictional character but here it is: I'm looking for a female human creature that you find attractive. I'm making my brother a funny MTG shirt for Christmas and I need an attractive monster to put on the shirt, so if you know of any cards please let me know!
I would have used magic's Gatherer website, but hotness isn't in the search criteria. :)
Killabeetle says... #3
Lilly is not a creature though maybe Braids, Cabal Minion
October 16, 2013 3:36 p.m.
Thalia, Guardian of Thraben Love white haired chicks but since you said human no avacyn.
also Boros Elite has a pretty face.
but Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts should definitely have a place in it.
October 16, 2013 3:37 p.m.
If you think Braids, Cabal Minion is hot, there's a bigger problem here.
October 16, 2013 3:38 p.m.
Killabeetle says... #7
Keeper of the Dead if your like me and love the goth chicks ;)
October 16, 2013 3:39 p.m.
October 16, 2013 3:40 p.m.
I hate Jhoiras "beetles" hair, for izzet chicks I say Izzet Staticaster is the way to go.
October 16, 2013 3:40 p.m.
Killabeetle says... #10
@ Devonin she is dark and mysterious just how i like them ...
October 16, 2013 3:41 p.m.
Loving BDM and BDSM getting mixed up in that thread...
October 16, 2013 3:43 p.m.
GoldGhost012 says... #22
Why had nobody mentioned Jaya Ballard, Task Mage yet?!
October 16, 2013 4:03 p.m.
Ton of options maybe you should have like 3 or 4 on the shirt instead of just one?
Knight Exemplar is also nice.
Cartel Aristocrat looks prim and proper but looking at Ready / Willing gives me sort of a meh/10 rating.
also I got that japanese duel deck Chandra Nalaar it looks...
-puts on sunglasses-
"hot".
October 16, 2013 4:05 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #24
Go for Archangel of Strife , the panty flasher~!
Here is a list for you to choose from, though some are more "elegant" than "hot":
- Angel of Flight Alabaster
- Red-Hot Hottie
- Save Life
- Angel of Glory's Rise
- Bloodflow Connoisseur
- Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief
- Dryad Sophisticate
- Fire Elemental (sixth edition)
- Linvala, Keeper of Silence
- Rushwood Dryad
- Sivitri Scarzam
- Skirsdag Cultist
- Somberwald Dryad
- Tanglewalker
- Visara the Dreadful
- Earthbind
- Paradise Mantle
- Liliana of the Veil
- Sylvan Paradise
- Reforge the Soul
October 16, 2013 4:13 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #28
I only said "some" with reference to Angel of Flight Alabaster and Sylvan Paradise , CW. No way in hell is Visara the Dreadful elegant, but I tried to put in some from all colours. I haven't found a good one for blue though yet, white of course is in the leading.
My guess maybe Alluring Siren ?
October 16, 2013 4:23 p.m.
Uhh..why hasnt anyone said Chosen of Markov Flip ? That chick is smoking fine. Ya know, for a drawing.
October 16, 2013 4:30 p.m.
And of corse its already been said, but Liliana of the Veil . I like brunettes lol.
October 16, 2013 4:31 p.m.
For blue:
And of course, the starlet for this color
October 16, 2013 4:32 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #33
Elegant yes, but I wouldn't say she's hot. Unless you guys' definition of "hot" is "anything that is attractive" rather than a synonym of "sexy".
Went through some blue again, came up mostly with non-humans, if that is your thing.
October 16, 2013 4:37 p.m.
Visara the Dreadful (FTV:L) and actually most other gorgons have a little something that make them sexy creatures.
October 16, 2013 4:45 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #38
October 16, 2013 4:52 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #39
Also, no real quotables in this thread. Sad day indeed.
October 16, 2013 4:58 p.m.
Surprising that a bunch of nerds yanking their wieners to vampires came off creepier than it did funny.
October 16, 2013 5:04 p.m.
I can't believe no one mentioned the old school Fire Elemental , although Red-Hot Hottie seems strictly better...http://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=196&type=card
October 16, 2013 5:06 p.m.
My wife came home early and caught me rubbing a huge stack of Goblin Deathraiders all over myself.
October 16, 2013 5:12 p.m.
the boner challenge has to be the weirdest thread. I mean..come on.
October 16, 2013 5:12 p.m.
Grandmother Sengir and Daughter of Autumn
Homelands was full of the hotness.
October 16, 2013 5:17 p.m.
ShadowLand says... #47
not a creature, but the chick from Syncopate is very attractive
October 16, 2013 5:37 p.m.
Femme_Fatale says... #48
I couldn't think of something debilitating towards the male race fluffybunnypants, I was too busy trying to figure out whether or not the boys on here have any taste when it comes to sexiness, or whether or not they'll slobber over any woman that just barely falls under the category of what one might call "attractive".
October 16, 2013 5:50 p.m.
Grimgrinner says... #49
Teysa, Orzhov Scion , and as mentioned beofre, Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts . dat orzhov signet placement. In a freaky kind of way, Exava, Rakdos Blood Witch , and Bloodbraid Elf
October 16, 2013 5:57 p.m.
fluffybunnypants says... #50
@ Femme_Fatale: Can't tell if trolling or serious.
Killabeetle says... #2
Liliana of the Veil is a hottie. If I were Jace I would be all over that lol.
October 16, 2013 3:34 p.m.