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"Demilich And Co is absolutely responsible for any deaths, maiming, biting, Tormod's Crypting, self-scours, random Bauble plays, actual, literal suicide or phyrexian interference while using the deck.
By purchasing the deck you hereby allow Demilich And Co to harvest your land-base after your inevitable death by the hands of Leyline of the Void.
No animals that matter are hurt in the creation process of the deck.
Please fetch responsibly."
