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Commander / EDH* Casual Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (30)

• 1x Alexander Clamilton
• 1x Baron Von Count
• 1x Bumbling Pangolin
• 1x Cheatyface
• 1x Clocknapper
• 1x Common Iguana
• 1x Crafty Octopus
• 1x Decorated Knight
• 1x Dr. Julius Jumblemorph
• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Flavor Judge
• 1x Frazzled Editor
• 1x Garbage Elemental B
• 1x Half-Squirrel, Half-
• 1x Hangman
• 1x Infinity Elemental
• 1x Keeper of the Sacred Word
• 1x Masterful Ninja
• 1x Ol' Buzzbark
• 1x Phoebe, Head of S.N.E.A.K.
• 1x Pippa, Duchess of Dice
• 1x Richard Garfield, Ph.D.
• 1x Rules Lawyer
• 1x Spike, Tournament Grinder
• 1x Strutting Turkey
• 1x Surgeon General Commander
• 1x Wild Crocodile
• 1x Wrench-Rigger
• 1x X
• 1x Yule Ooze

Land (40)

• 1x City of Ass
• 7x Forest
• 9x Island
• 9x Mountain
• 1x Nearby Planet
• 4x Plains
• 6x Swamp
• 1x The Big Top
• 1x Underdome
• 1x Urza's Fun House

Artifact (10)

• 1x Do-It-Yourself Seraph
• 1x Entirely Normal Armchair
• 1x Handy Dandy Clone Machine
• 1x Jack-in-the-Mox
• 1x Mad Science Fair Project
• 1x Mana Screw
• 1x Split Screen
• 1x Super Secret Tech
• 1x Sword of Dungeons & Dragons
• 1x The Grand Calcutron

Instant (4)

• 1x Duh
• 1x First Pick
• 1x Goblin Tutor
• 1x Who / What / When / Where / Why

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x B.O.B. (Bevy of Beebles)

Commander (1)

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Clever Combo
• 1x Mouth to Mouth
• 1x Oddly Uneven
• 1x Selfie Preservation
• 1x Strategy, Schmategy
• 1x Summon the Pack
• 1x The Countdown Is at One
• 1x Work a Double

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Animate Library
• 1x Checks and Balances
• 1x Common Courtesy
• 1x GO TO JAIL
• 1x Ineffable Blessing C
• 1x Over my Dead Bodies
• 1x Topdeck the Halls

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Sideboard

Contraptions (15)

• 1x Bee-Bee Gun
• 1x Dispatch Dispensary
• 1x Faerie Aerie
• 1x Gift Horse
• 1x Gnomeball Machine
• 1x Guest List
• 1x Hard Hat Area
• 1x Jamming Device
• 1x Pet Project
• 1x Rapid Prototyper
• 1x Record Store
• 1x Refibrillator
• 1x Sap Sucker
• 1x Sundering Fork
• 1x Widget Contraption

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Maybeboard

Creature (39)

• 1x Abstract Iguanart
• 1x Artful Looter
• 1x B-I-N-G-O
• 1x Bat-
• 1x Blurry Beeble
• 1x Bog Humbugs
• 1x Clandestine Chameleon
• 1x D00-DL, Caricaturist
• 1x Dee Kay, Finder of the Lost
• 1x Devil K. Nevil
• 1x Druid of the Sacred Beaker
• 1x Frankie Peanuts
• 1x Graveyard Busybody
• 1x Grusilda, Monster Masher
• 1x Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
• 1x It Came from Planet Glurg
• 1x Johnny, Combo Player
• 1x "Lifetime" Pass Holder
• 1x Magar of the Magic Strings
• 1x Modular Monstrosity
• 1x Myra the Magnificent
• 1x Old Fogey
• 1x Ordinary Pony
• 1x Red-Hot Hottie
• 1x Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
• 1x Serpentine
• 1x Skull Saucer
• 1x Slaying Mantis
• 1x Sole Performer
• 1x Spelling Bee
• 1x Stet, Draconic Proofreader
• 1x Stone-Cold Basilisk
• 1x Teacher's Pet
• 1x The Big Idea
• 1x The Most Dangerous Gamer
• 1x Three-Headed Goblin
• 1x Timmy, Power Gamer
• 1x Truss, Chief Engineer
• 1x Vorthos, Steward of Myth

Instant (12)

• 1x AWOL
• 1x Blast from the Past
• 1x Booster Tutor
• 1x Framed!
• 1x Just Desserts
• 1x Kill! Destroy!
• 1x Mana Flair
• 1x More or Less
• 1x Pair o' Dice Lost
• 1x Stop That
• 1x Super-Duper Death Ray
• 1x Very Cryptic Command D

Artifact (7)

• 1x Autograph Book
• 1x Clown Car
• 1x Gleemax
• 1x Killer Cosplay
• 1x Mox Lotus
• 1x Park Map
• 1x Water Gun Balloon Game

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Comet, Stellar Pup
• 1x Space Beleren

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Form of the Approach of the Second Sun
• 1x Free-for-All
• 1x Greatest Show in the Multiverse
• 1x Loose Lips
• 1x Plate Spinning
• 1x Surprise Party
• 1x Topsy Turvy
• 1x Yet Another Aether Vortex
• 1x Zzzyxas's Abyss

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Better Than One
• 1x Crow Storm
• 1x Exit Through the Grift Shop
• 1x Finders, Keepers
• 1x Mobile Clone
• 1x Opening Ceremony
• 1x Phone a Friend
• 1x Rare-B-Gone

Land (5)

• 1x Forest
• 1x Island
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Plains
• 1x Swamp

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For a list of every card Spike, Tournament Grinder can find: https://scryfall.com/search?q=is%3Aspikey

This is the Greatest Show!

A couple premium artistboards for Greatest Show in the Multiverse:

Svetlin Velinov: Apex of Power, Clone Legion, Ezuri's Predation, Selvala's Stampede, Triumphant Reckoning

Jeremy Jarvis: Beacon of Tomorrows, Reverse the Sands, Sift, Sins of the Past, Walk the Aeons

Kieran Yanner: Alrund's Epiphany, Savor the Moment,

Brand Integration?® What Brand Integration?™

Nerf War seems strong if you carry a nerf gun to all your Magic games and enjoy picking cards up off the floor.

If you can supress the cringe, Rarity and Nightmare Moon  // Princess Luna are both very strong. A good generic Moonboard I'd suggest would look something like: Blood Moon, Imprisoned in the Moon, Deadeye Navigator, Lotus Cobra, Wheel of Sun and Moon, and Tamiyo, the Moon Sage.

For, like, Exactly 3 People in the Entire World.

Robot Chicken, Kharis & The Beholder, Champions of Archery, Myntasha, Honored One, and Dungeon Master are all powerful honorary Un-cards. Inzerva, Master of Insights, The Cinematic Phoenix, and Fabled Path of Searo Point are even more powerful, but a bit harder to justify as Un. If you happen to be one of the 3-or-so people that has their hands on one or more of them (or if your playgroup allows proxies...), play them.

Thanks for the read!

Date added	6 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	14 - 5 Mythic Rares 25 - 4 Rares 13 - 5 Uncommons 14 - 1 Commons
Cards	101
Avg. CMC	3.59
Tokens	Beeble 1/1 U, Construct */* C, 4/4 O Token Creature Dragon, Faerie Spy 1/1 U, Gnome 1/1 C, Goblin 1/1 R, Homunculus 2/2 U, On an Adventure, Rogue 2/2 B, Squirrel 1/1 G
Folders	Ideas