The zombie sass deck

Standard*

R3DSTON3R

Creature (19)

• 2x Accursed Horde
• 2x Bloodwater Entity
• 2x Dreamstealer
• 2x Eternal of Harsh Truths
• 3x Scrounger of Souls
• 2x Spellweaver Eternal
• 2x Tattered Mummy
• 1x The Locust God
• 1x The Scorpion God
• 2x Wildfire Eternal

Land (22)

• 2x Crypt of the Eternals
• 3x Highland Lake
• 4x Island
• 3x Mountain
• 10x Swamp

Instant (6)

• 2x Consign / Oblivion
• 2x Negate
• 2x Torment of Venom

Artifact (2)

• 1x God-Pharaoh's Gift
• 1x Mirage Mirror

Sorcery (6)

• 2x Doomfall
• 1x Hour of Devastation
• 2x Razaketh's Rite
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Arguel's Blood Fast  ^Flip
• 1x Swarm Intelligence
• 2x Tricks of the Trade

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh

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Okay so the deck gets its awesome name because the sleeves for the cards are Jake the dog from adventure time giving a rather sassy look. So I am pretty new to building decks and so what I did was I decided that in the deck I wanted The Scorpion God, The Locust God, and Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh. I also wanted the have The Scarab God in this deck but sadly I didn't pull him when I bought all the booster packs. I added some cards to help early game with getting immediate damage to target players like Spellweaver Eternal and Tattered Mummy. After this I added cards that will help with early/ mid game like God-Pharaoh's Gift , Mirage Mirror, Wildfire Eternal, etc. I did add some high cost sorcery cards like Swarm Intelligence for end game use and I also added Sunder, which when paired with Nicol Bolas, God-Pharaoh will remove everything except for my creatures. Even if this does not work, That is why I added Hour of Devastation . Ultimately cleaning the entire field, but hopefully I can have some luck and still win.

DECK UPDATE 1

Removed Sunder, Angler Drake, and both Hour of Eternity cards in favor of 2 Negate cards and 2 Tricks of the Trade cards.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 10 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.97
Tokens	Copy Clone, Dreamstealer 4/4 B, Insect 1/1 UR