This Deck Will Break Buttholes

Standard RW (Boros)

daltonnelson

Instant (10)

• 4x Lightning Strike
• 2x Pressure Point
• 1x Sandblast
• 3x Wild Slash

Enchantment (8)

• 2x Banishing Light
• 4x Chained to the Rocks
• 2x Citadel Siege

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker

Creature (18)

• 4x Goblin Rabblemaster
• 2x Monastery Mentor
• 4x Monastery Swiftspear
• 4x Seeker of the Way
• 3x Soldier of the Pantheon
• 1x Stormbreath Dragon

Land (22)

• 4x Battlefield Forge
• 7x Mountain
• 8x Plains
• 3x Temple of Triumph

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Sideboard

Instant (5)

• 2x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Sandblast
• 2x Valorous Stance

Sorcery (3)

• 3x End Hostilities

Artifact (3)

• 3x Tormod's Crypt

Creature (4)

• 3x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Stormbreath Dragon

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I designed an aggro deck, one, because control is becoming more prevalent in my local meta. secondly, I included enough removal to outlast mid range. I have enough aggro options to stomp aggro right in their fat vagaginals. My sideboard is not designed for a general meta. I tailor made it for my mine. My best friend runs whip, like a dick. Tormod's crypt stops that shit pretty quick. I have another friend who runs jeskai combo... enter , Spirit of the Labyrinth. I also have some weird, bowl-cut kid who runs mardu tokens. Circle of Flame burns his little shit heads straight to hell where they belong. I have Deflecting Palm for the temur lovers. Gonna use that fancy Temur Battle Rage to punch through double damage? What if I told you that I was going to scoop all that damage up with 'palm, ball it up, and bury it deep in your ass crack for your insolence? Exactly, bitch won't want none after that. I have jolly old pornbreath dragon and Valorous Stance for the smelly guy who uses Esper control. Crux of Fate? More like crux of GAY! I will make my stuff indestructible and live to fist yo momma another day! and, who doesn't like pro white-Stormbreath Dragon. Even though it is my mantra to not use protection. My pullout game is strong- I mean, in real life that is. In magic, I go past balls deep and then whenever you try to fight back, Monastery Mentor and I will take you to school and then we will double team you and Sandblast you right in your fat, losing face. Thank you tappedout, leave some comments and suggestions below

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 1 Mythic Rares 20 - 8 Rares 9 - 5 Uncommons 11 - 1 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.24
Tokens	Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Emblem Sarkhan, the Dragonspeaker, Goblin 1/1 R, Monk 1/1 W, Soldier 1/1 W