Hi there! I'm Noah, a West Coast-living, East Coast-raised Magic player and all-around nerd. I started playing when my sister got me a Portal 2A starter set, and quit shortly after the Urza's block... Mostly, I think, because I was too young to really understand the rules of the game. I got back into Magic briefly for the Zendikar Block, which remains my favorite block ever. My first Planeswalker was a Nissa Revane. She's therefore (and because she's awesome) my favorite Planeswalker, and I'm extraordinarily happy that she's gone from one card to four over the past year+. I'm currently working on collecting all the Angels ever printed... Good luck, amirite?

I love EDH- my first deck was an out-of-the-box Oloro deck that I morphed over time into a real powerhouse, until I had to sell it off... Since then, I've built Savra, Queen of the Golgari, Sidisi, Brood Tyrant, Omnath, Locus of Rage, Daxos the Returned, Nahiri, the Lithomancer, General Jarkeld, Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim, Sigarda, Host of Herons, Infernal Kirin (for Star EDH), Toshiro Umezawa, Atraxa, Praetors' Voice, Breya, Etherium Shaper, Neheb, the Eternal, Keranos, God of Storms, and many others. If you'd like help deckbuilding, I'm always down to look over deck lists and I love making suggestions. I'm also beginning a new Article Series called COMMANDER AND CONQUER, and I'd love to feature your EDH decks! Post below, and be sure to mention if you want suggestions, or are submitting as a CAC deck. Or both!

My current EDH decks:

Mono-colored:
: Toshiro Umezawa- Mostly creatureless control
: Neheb, the Eternal - Aggro and X-spells
: Jugan, the Rising Star - Mono-green storm.

Two colored:
: Savra, Queen of the Golgari - Control/Combo/Reanimator
: Omnath, Locus of Rage - play lands, hit face
: Keranos, God of Storms - Control/Burn/Mill
: Elenda, the Dusk Rose - Sac outlets and Anthems

Three Colored:
None!

Four Colored:
: Breya, Etherium Shaper - Tutorless Eggs Combo

Defunct decks: Oloro, Ageless Ascetic
Sidisi, Brood Tyrant
Nahiri, the Lithomancer
General Jarkeld
Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
Daxos the Returned
Sigarda, Host of Herons
Vaevictis Asmadi, the Dire
Lovisa Coldeyesfoil
Braids, Conjurer Adept
Azor, the Lawbringer
Atraxa, Praetors' Voice
Infernal Kirin

Planned decks for the future:
: Massacre Girl - Cruel Voltron
: King Macar, the Gold-Cursed - Tap. Untap. Tap. Untap.
: The Scarab God - Eldrazi Processors/Mill
: Seizan, Perverter of Truth - Group "Hug"
: Sydri, Galvanic Genius - Mana Rocks. All the Mana Rocks. All of Them.
: Kataki, War's Wage - Self Sacrifice
: Kami of the Crescent Moon - Group Hug
: Feldon of the Third Path - Discard things. Copy things. Profit.
: Fumiko the Lowblood - Encourage other people to fight to the death.
: Mannichi, the Fevered Dream - Chaos and confusion.
: Lyzolda Blood Witch - Tokens and burn.
: Cunning Bandit  Flip - Threaten EVERYTHING.

(My plans vastly outweigh my budget...)

Favorite Color: Black

Favorite Guild: Golgari

Favorite Shard: Esper

Favorite Wedge: Abzan

Favorite Cards by Color:

- Erebos, God of the Dead

- Archangel of Thune

- The Great Aurora

- Dig Through Time

- Sulfuric Vortex

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Wound in the World

Legendary Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may return a colorless card from exile to your hand.

At the beginning of your draw step, exile all colorless creatures you control.

Once during each main phase, you may cast a colorless spell from your hand without paying its mana cost. If that spell becomes a creature, that creature gains haste.

We came from the void, and to the void we will all return.


Make a Conspiracy-esque card that interacts with the draft format, similar to Agent of Acquisitions or Deal Broker or Cogwork Librarian *list*

August 6, 2025 4 p.m. Edited.

Fireheart's Fury

Sorcery

Put a blaze counter on target land. For as long as than land has a blaze counter on it, it has "At the beginning of your upkeep, this land deals 1 damage to you."

Retrace


(Went for the twofer with an obscure counter and an underused mechanic!)

Create a necromancer who thinks they are a hero (may or may not actually be a hero).

August 5, 2025 5:19 p.m.

I Am Leaving

Instant

Destroy target creature. If that creature's power was less than 3, draw a card.

// The Fighter Still Remains

Instant

Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. If that creature's power was greater than 3, draw a card.

Fuse

In the clearing stands a boxer, and a fighter by his trade


(+1 for the Linkin Park reference!)

Make a new card in the "Pact" cycle (Pact of Negation, Pact of the Titan, Slaughter Pact, Summoner's Pact, Intervention Pact)

August 4, 2025 8:29 p.m.

MTG Decks

Serial Killer [Primer Included]

Commander / EDH* PhotogenicParasympathetic

SCORE: 105 | 66 COMMENTS | 14983 VIEWS | IN 44 FOLDERS

Breya Eggstraordinary

Commander / EDH* PhotogenicParasympathetic

SCORE: 2 | 6 COMMENTS | 478 VIEWS

Cubes

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EDH Cube 1.0

PhotogenicParasympathetic — 5 years ago

SCORE 0 | COMMENTS 0 | VIEWS 135

Finished Decks 58
Prototype Decks 36
Drafts 0
Playing since Portal Second Age
Points 105
Avg. deck rating 22.80
T/O Rank 86
Helper Rank 103
Favorite formats Commander / EDH
Cards suggested / good suggestions 147 / 82
Cards Added/Fixed 8
Joined 9 years