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Oh why did it have to be Goblins?

Standard* Aggro Casual Goblins Mono-Red Red Deck Wins

Zacoly


Description

A mono-red adventure!

All out aggression brought to you with the help of The Flame of Keld. This card lets you get +2 damage with all red sources for a turn! That's AWESOME! The fact that it lets us fill the yard with Earthshaker Khenra and maybe Squee, the Immortal AND restocks our hands with vicious little Goblins is the cherry on top!

This deck runs Lean and Mean! with an average CMC below 2 mana!!! That's OK if you play The Flame of Keld (and discard your hand) while you have Ghirapur Orrery on the field you'll be drawing 6 cards on your next draw step!!!

I don't know if Makeshift Munitions is a good card or not... but add The Flame of Keld's damage and it's pretty decent, add in Insult and it's downright lethal! ... and honestly who doesn't want to shoot Squee, the Immortal out of a cannon??? ... I seem to remember Capt'n Jack Sparrow once firing an undead monkey out of a cannon... I'm looking at you "Ragvan" ... he's the little sidekick that Kari Zev, Skyship Raider brings everywhere with her.

Did you know that when Goblin Chainwhirler enters the field he "burns" EVERY target your opponent has!?! Good Grief that's spicy with The Flame of Keld's damage... and maybe also Soul-Scar Mage's Neg-Counters! I'll have to take a break and clean my keyboard if somebody mentions Insult ... too late...

...Ahem...

But Zacoly! I'm concerned that my opponent might run something I can't burn to death like Ghalta, Primal Hunger! What should I do? ... Either wait for the neg-counters to do their work, or side in Kari Zev's Expertise and steal him, attack with him, then shoot him out of a cannon when you're done :D

Try it if you want, if you win faster than you expected, I'll get to say "I told you so". Go ahead and leave a +1 or a comment if you'd like. Good luck out there!

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Legality

This deck is Standard legal.

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 1.82
Tokens 2/1 Monkey
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