Nicol Bolas, Bitch

Standard UBR (Grixis)

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Creature (16)

• 1x Charmbreaker Devils
• 1x Chronomaton
• 1x Clone
• 2x Crimson Muckwader
• 2x Desecration Demon
• 3x Harbor Bandit
• 1x Kraken Hatchling
• 1x Ravenous Rats
• 1x Sphinx of Uthuun
• 1x Stuffy Doll
• 1x Vampire Nighthawk
• 1x Xathrid Gorgon

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

Land (25)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 2x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 5x Island
• 5x Mountain
• 2x Steam Vents
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (4)

• 3x Mark of the Vampire
• 1x Underworld Connections

Artifact (1)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern

Instant (5)

• 1x Murder
• 2x Searing Spear
• 1x Syncopate
• 1x Vanishment

Sorcery (8)

• 2x Blasphemous Act
• 3x Divination
• 1x Mizzium Mortars
• 1x Pillar of Flame
• 1x Rolling Temblor

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Maybeboard

Land (1)

• 1x Stensia Bloodhall

Artifact (1)

• 1x Vessel of Endless Rest

Instant (3)

• 1x Counterflux
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Tribute to Hunger

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Because it's fun to play the bad guy.

This deck has been put together over time from prerelease and draft events since M13. Any comments would be welcome.

Date added	13 years
Last updated	12 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 19 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.66