Natural Born Loser

Commander / EDH

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Land (39)

• 1x Adventurers' Guildhouse
• 1x An-Havva Township
• 1x Aysen Abbey
• 1x Barbarian Ring
• 1x Bottomless Vault
• 1x Cabal Pit
• 1x Castle Sengir
• 1x Centaur Garden
• 1x Cephalid Coliseum
• 1x Cloudpost
• 1x Dwarven Hold
• 1x Dwarven Ruins
• 1x Ebon Stronghold
• 1x Elephant Graveyard
• 1x Griffin Canyon
• 1x Havenwood Battleground
• 1x Hickory Woodlot
• 1x Hollow Trees
• 1x Icatian Store
• 1x Koskun Keep
• 1x Land Cap
• 1x Lava Tubes
• 1x Mouth of Ronom
• 1x Nomad Stadium
• 1x Peat Bog
• 1x Rainbow Vale
• 1x Remote Farm
• 1x River Delta
• 1x Ruins of Trokair
• 1x Sand Silos
• 1x Sandstone Needle
• 1x Saprazzan Skerry
• 1x Seaside Haven
• 1x Svyelunite Temple
• 1x Teferi's Isle
• 1x Thawing Glaciers
• 1x Timberline Ridge
• 1x Veldt
• 1x Wizards' School

Creature (28)

• 1x Abyssal Persecutor
• 1x Alabaster Leech
• 1x Andradite Leech
• 1x Dandan
• 1x Desert Drake
• 1x Eater of Days
• 1x Enslaved Horror
• 1x Gaea's Liege
• 1x Giant Oyster
• 1x Inverter of Truth
• 1x Jade Leech
• 1x Juggernaut
• 1x Leveler
• 1x Leviathan
• 1x Mishra's War Machine
• 1x Mungha Wurm
• 1x Old-Growth Dryads
• 1x Razorgrass Screen
• 1x Ruby Leech
• 1x Rust Elemental
• 1x Sapphire Leech
• 1x Scornful Egotist
• 1x Segmented Wurm
• 1x Soldevi Steam Beast
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Tempting Wurm
• 1x Warping Wurm
• 1x Wood Elemental

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Armistice
• 1x Barren Glory
• 1x Divine Intervention
• 1x Magma Vein
• 1x Melting
• 1x Pyromania
• 1x Root Cage

Commander (1)

Artifact (12)

• 1x Aladdin's Lamp
• 1x Apocalypse Chime
• 1x Celestial Prism
• 1x Juju Bubble
• 1x Naked Singularity
• 1x Pillar of Origins
• 1x Puffer Extract
• 1x Rakalite
• 1x Razor Boomerang
• 1x Runesword
• 1x Sandstone Deadfall
• 1x Shell of the Last Kappa

Instant (7)

• 1x Aleatory
• 1x Backdraft
• 1x Break Open
• 1x One with Nothing
• 1x Sacred Rites
• 1x Verdigris
• 1x Waste Away

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Baki's Curse
• 1x From the Ashes
• 1x Providence
• 1x Soul Burn
• 1x Tahngarth's Glare
• 1x Trapfinder's Trick

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Sideboard

Land (4)

• 1x Coral Atoll
• 1x Dormant Volcano
• 1x Everglades
• 1x Karoo

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Five Color Hot Garbage. Exactly what it says on the tin. This is the worst deck I could think of. I don't really need advice here, since.... well... it's supposed to be awful. Like. Confusingly awful if you know what I mean. It's actively bad and detrimental to yourself! There are no key combos. There are no synergies. It's just awful.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 37 - 4 Uncommons 16 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.79
Tokens	Morph 2/2 C