Saliva of the Space-Aardvark

Standard Aggro Artifact Budget Combo Jank Mono-Red

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Gremlin Snacks (16)

• 4x Bomat Courier
• 2x Key to the City
• 2x Ornithopter
• 2x Scrap Trawler
• 4x Servo Schematic
• 2x Untethered Express

Pilfering Tools (2)

• 2x Kari Zev's Expertise

Corrosive Saliva (12)

• 2x Abrade
• 3x Fling
• 2x Invigorated Rampage
• 3x Pia's Revolution
• 2x Shock

Danklords (10)

• 3x Brazen Scourge
• 4x Ravenous Intruder
• 3x Salivating Gremlins

Land (20)

• 16x Mountain
• 4x Ramunap Ruins

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Sideboard

Other (15)

• 2x Abrade
• 1x Brazen Scourge
• 2x By Force
• 2x Crook of Condemnation
• 2x Glorious End
• 3x Magma Spray
• 1x Salivating Gremlins
• 2x Sweltering Suns

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Maybeboard

Other (15)

• 1x Brazen Scourge
• 1x Hijack
• 1x Implement of Combustion
• 1x Insult / Injury
• 1x Pia Nalaar
• 1x Quicksmith Rebel
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Release the Gremlins
• 1x Renegade Tactics
• 1x Ruinous Gremlin
• 1x Territorial Gorger
• 1x Terror of the Fairgrounds
• 1x Thriving Grubs
• 1x Untethered Express
• 1x Weldfast Monitor

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Gremlin Lore

"They are non-sapient, six-limbed, vaguely ant-eater- or aardvark-like creatures that feed on Aether, dismantling artifacts to get it. Their saliva is corrosive, allowing them to breach through metal hulls to reach their food. When they feed they glow in a faint blue colour. As a side effect of their extremely messy feeding, much of the aether is liberated back into the environment."

"Gremlins breed during the warm season. Their youngs are called grubs."

Using the Corrosive Saliva

My take on the mono-red gremlins deck for standard.

• Ravenous Intruder + Fling is the big finisher. Can eat up servos from Servo Schematic.
• Get back your artifacts with Scrap Trawler or Pia's Revolution for an extra feeding of Ravenous Intruder while pumping up our Salivating Gremlins.
• A pseudo infinite combo with Ornithopter + Ravenous Intruder + Pia's Revolution for the meatiest gremlin your opponent will have ever seen. They will probably take the three damage and be done with it, however.

Preparation for Hour of Devastation and Ixalan

Trying to prepare for the next rotation so Battle for Zendikar and Shadows over Innistrad aren't included.

That being said, here are some maybes from Hour of Devastation so far:

• Crash Through
• Mirage Mirror
• more to come when they are updated on tappedout >:)

Obscure Lord of the Rings Reference

"If an elf can dream it, a dwarf can build it, and a gremlin can eat it"

An ode to the dankest creature in standard. Keeping magic weird since this guy.

If you want to see my deck containing the dankest creatures in modern,

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Any suggestions are very welcome as it's been a while since I've played in the format and this is my first shot at brewing for standard. Pretty stoked to be able to get the whole deck for about 30 bucks too! Gotta love some budget jank.

Reached #1 on T/O, July 11, 2017!!

Thanks for the love everyone! Glad to know people appreciate the strangeness as much as I do.

If you liked my deck enough to put it in a folder, don't forget to

Thanks for stopping by and stay WEIRD !

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 6 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	0 - 2 Mythic Rares 13 - 2 Rares 24 - 5 Uncommons 7 - 6 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.17
Tokens	Servo 1/1 C
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