The Shitpile

Modern Aggro BRG (Jund) Budget Goblins Mono-Red Tokens Tribal

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Creature (30)

• 4x Goblin Bushwhacker
• 4x Goblin Guide
• 4x Memnite
• 4x Monastery Swiftspear
• 4x Ornithopter
• 4x Reckless Bushwhacker
• 4x Signal Pest
• 2x Simian Spirit Guide

Land (18)

• 3x Arid Mesa
• 3x Bloodstained Mire
• 3x Darksteel Citadel
• 6x Mountain
• 3x Wooded Foothills

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Goblin Grenade
• 4x Kuldotha Rebirth

Instant (4)

• 4x Lightning Bolt

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Sideboard

Instant (5)

• 1x Guttural Response
• 1x Risk Factor
• 2x Smash to Smithereens
• 1x Surgical Extraction

Creature (1)

• 1x Goblin Rabblemaster

Enchantment (5)

• 2x Blood Moon
• 1x Impact Tremors
• 2x Leyline of Punishment

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Forked Bolt

Artifact (3)

• 3x Tormod's Crypt

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This deck burns itself out faster than a 'gifted child' out of highschool

It's basically a combination of Affinity, Goblins, and Burn into one moshpit of cards that somehow wins games

I had no faith in this deck but I still 4-0ed and 3-0ed with it so it can win, but I still have absolutely no faith in it

Edit: It's been three FNM's and this deck hasn't lost a match.

Edit: Updated the sideboard. Removed a blood moon because I never have needed a third, and took out shrapnel blast because I never had a reason to side it in. Added Forked Bolt for matchups against soul sisters, Affinity and tokens. Added Surgical Extraction because of the heavy GY meta where I play

Date added	5 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 7 Rares 27 - 4 Uncommons 14 - 4 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.10
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R