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Casual Casual Combo Four Color Tempo Theme/Gimmick

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Land (20)

• 2x Blossoming Sands
• 2x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 2x Island
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Plains
• 2x Rugged Highlands
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 2x Swiftwater Cliffs
• 2x Thornwood Falls
• 2x Wind-Scarred Crag

Instant (23)

• 2x Awe Strike
• 1x Boomerang
• 1x Crippling Chill
• 1x Dramatic Rescue
• 3x First Volley
• 3x Fleeting Distraction
• 3x Fog
• 1x Grab the Reins
• 1x Magma Jet
• 4x Pressure Point
• 2x Spark Jolt
• 1x Vanishment

Sorcery (12)

• 4x Aether Mutation
• 3x Commune with Nature
• 2x Portent of Betrayal
• 1x Scout the Borders
• 2x Seek the Wilds

Artifact (1)

• 1x Isochron Scepter

Creature (4)

• 4x Ink-Treader Nephilim

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Instant (1)

• 1x Cleansing Beam

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Brightflame

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Hey, kids! Wanna see something ridiculous?!

Oh, have I got something orgasmically stupid for you!

Ink-Treader Nephilim will turn any ol', single-target, mediocrely useful spell FUNSIZED!

Lemme give you a "for instance": Pressure Point now taps down everything and draws me a bunch of cards, Dramatic Rescue now bounces everyone and gives me a heap of life, and Portent of Betrayal yoinks everyone and lets me scry till' I'm sick of it! I could go on, but I'm too busy writing more words :P

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 28 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.45
Tokens	Saproling 1/1 G
Folders	Combos, jank, and gimmicks.