The "Boner" Challenge
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Posted on Aug. 1, 2013, 11:20 p.m. by Krayhaft
Because gender equality is overpowered but not broken, because it leads to a healthy meta environment and shouldn't be banned.
Replace one word in a mtg card with the word "boner"!
Go for the Boner.
Kiki Jiki, the Boner Breaker.
RedKunoichi says... #2
big boner hunter
boner of revenge
master of the pearl boner
talrand, boner summoner
tamiyo the boner sage
bladed boners
trusty boner
black boner
silver boner
white boner
quest for the holy boner
August 1, 2013 11:53 p.m.
amishrambo says... #3
magus of the boner Magus of the Library
living boner Living Hive
boner of unconsciousness Stream of Unconsciousness
boner blast Artifact Blast
praetor's boner Praetor's Grasp
boner umbra
August 1, 2013 11:53 p.m.
Boner Pact ~ Grave Pact
Obzedat, boner council
Damia, sage of boners
Deadboner navigator
Kamahl, fist of boners
Master Bonermancer
Corpseboner menace
boner adept
Student of boners (flip) tobita, master of boners
Aboshan, boner emperor
Remove Boner ~ Remove Soul
boner's grip ~ Dream's Grip
Boner scroll
Chain of boner
Boner flux
Boner growth
I can do this all night people. Lol
August 1, 2013 11:58 p.m.
Hey look!
Now all our employers can say tappedout.net is a porn site and put a report in our records about it - or just spread it around the office (either way).
J/K - nobody would do that
August 2, 2013 midnight
Unflinching Boner, senseis divining boner, Dark boner, predatory Boner, loxodon war boner, jace the boner sculptor
August 2, 2013 12:13 a.m.
Thousand-Year Elixir --> Thousand-Year Boner
Amulet of Vigor --> Boner of Vigor
Strangleroot Geist --> Strangleroot Boner
Rakdos, Lord of Riots --> Rakdos, Lord of Boners
Kira, Great Glass-Spinner --> Kira, Great Boner-Spinner.
I'm done here.
August 2, 2013 12:15 a.m.
It was worth reading all three pages of this just for Epochalyptik's "Borrowing 100,000 Boners."
August 2, 2013 12:44 a.m.
You people are sick! The word boner is disgusting, no one should ever use it for anything!
August 2, 2013 12:54 a.m.
ItchiUchiha117 says... #14
I almost asked if you started that profile just to make that comment.
August 2, 2013 12:55 a.m.
lol man this has made my cheeks hurt. Thank you all :)
Assemble the Boner/Assemble the Legion
Bonerlash/Backlash
Boner whuppin'/Ass Whuppin'
August 2, 2013 12:59 a.m.
Boner Hunt
Dread of Boner
Boner Path
Boner Hellion
Accumulated Boners
Bonerbiter
Purge the Boner
Boner Abomination
Boner miser
Gnaw to the Boner
August 2, 2013 4:14 a.m.
@xzzane: That does indeed seem to be the case.
Call of the Wild - Call of the Boner
Crumbling Necropolis - Cumbling Boner
Flamewave Invoker - Flamewave Boner (this must be some sort of STD).
August 2, 2013 4:19 a.m.
Boner syphon
Power Boner
Creeping Boner
Boner Pit
Boner Swarm
Boner Nibbler (I almost didn't post it... but leaf told me I had to. Thought Nibbler )
Midnight Boner
Volrath's Boner Sensor
Boner Blight
Blinkmoth Boner
I have to do both of these: Skittering Boner, and Boner Invasion
Leaf... why did you do this to me? I didn't have to know that this thread existed.
August 2, 2013 4:19 a.m.
Because this is worth the 30 seconds of laughter I got out of it xD
August 2, 2013 4:20 a.m.
Saber Boner
Boneroo
Staunch Boner
Boner Motion
Needle Boner
Overwhelming Boner
August 2, 2013 4:22 a.m.
Boner Ignorance
Unholy Boner
Boner Pack
Forbidding Boner
Boner Ring
Circle of protection: Boner
Sudden Boner
Rocket-Powered Turbo Boner
Boner revelation
Boner Inquisitor
Boner of Command
August 2, 2013 4:23 a.m.
Momentous Boner
Boner Ring
Artificial Boner
Punishing Boner
Baneslayer Boner
August 2, 2013 4:24 a.m.
Boner Alley Broker
Celestial Boner
Boner of Woe
Well of Lost Boners
Phantasmal Boner
Boner-Charged Dragon
August 2, 2013 4:30 a.m.
Rain of Boners
Onyx Boner
Rupture Boner
Honor the Boners
Wydwen, the Biting Boner
Boner Sliver
Channel the Boners
Boner rebirth
Boners of Diversity
August 2, 2013 4:30 a.m.
doinitwrong says... #37
Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Boners So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Boner Ever Elemental
...I can't believe I just did that.
August 2, 2013 9:22 p.m.
doinitwrong says... #41
- Urza's/Mishra's/Yawgmoth's/Jace's/Any Planeswalker's Boner.
- Boner of Bolas
- Disciple of Boners
- Skull Boner
- Boner From the Grave
- Rise of the Dark Boners
- Boner of Will
- Severed Boner
- Boner Instigator
- Go For the Boner
August 2, 2013 10:49 p.m.
Chadarnook says... #42
Boner's Caress
Boner's Embrace
Curse of the Pierced Boner
Little Boner
August 3, 2013 1:15 p.m.
Giant boner, titanic boner, might of old boner, flash boner, seize the boner, grab the boner, boner flood, boner of pride, furious boner, divine boner, boner of denial, boner's initiative, bad boner,
August 3, 2013 6:34 p.m.
bradyofportdetroit says... #44
Lilliana, of the bonerBrimstone BonerBoner SliverBoner StiringsBoner's Vengenace
August 3, 2013 7:45 p.m.
Sunhome, Fortress of the Boner. Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion
Dueling Boners. Dueling Grounds
Fertile Boner. Fertile Ground
Mother of Boners. Mother of Runes
Swords to Boners. Swords to Plowshares
Scourge of the Boner. Scourge of the Nobilis
Bloodstained Boner. Bloodstained Mire
August 3, 2013 8:03 p.m.
FaustHarbinger says... #46
Boner Obedience
Gideon's Boner
Boner Ring
Wall of Boners
Boner Strike
August 3, 2013 9:42 p.m.
Whacker_Slacker_2 says... #48
Jace, Boner Adept (Jace, Memory Adept )
Rakdos, Lord of Boners (Rakdos, Lord of Riots )
August 3, 2013 11:08 p.m.
Whacker_Slacker_2 says... #49
Johnny, Combo Player = Johnny, Boner Player OR Johnny, Combo Boner
Immortal Servitude = Immortal Boner
Reaper from the Abyss = Boner from the Abyss
Into the Wilds = Into the Boners
Door to Nothingness = Door to Boners OR Boner to Nothingness
Chandra's Phoenix = Chandra's Boner
Molten Birth = Molten Boner
Burning Earth = Burning Boner
Garruk, Caller of Beasts = Garruk, Caller of Boners
Ultimate Price = Ultimate Boner
August 3, 2013 11:16 p.m.
Whacker_Slacker_2 says... #50
Ass Whuppin' = Ass Boner
Lord of the Void = Lord of the Boners
Carnivorous Death-Parrot = Carnivorous Death-Boner OR Carnivorous Boner-Parrot
Mouth to Mouth = Mouth to Boner OR Boner to Mouth OR Mouth Boner Mouth
Double Take = Double Boner
Jester's Sombrero = Jester's Boner
Rod of Spanking = Rod of Boners
Checks and Balances = Checks and Boners
OMG, I keel myself...
goodair says... #1
Boner Zone
August 1, 2013 11:52 p.m.