The "Boner" Challenge

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Posted on Aug. 1, 2013, 11:20 p.m. by Krayhaft

Because gender equality is overpowered but not broken, because it leads to a healthy meta environment and shouldn't be banned.

Replace one word in a mtg card with the word "boner"!

Go for the Boner.

Kiki Jiki, the Boner Breaker.

goodair says... #1

Boner Zone

August 1, 2013 11:52 p.m.

RedKunoichi says... #2

big boner hunter

boner of revenge

master of the pearl boner

talrand, boner summoner

tamiyo the boner sage

bladed boners

trusty boner

black boner

silver boner

white boner

quest for the holy boner

August 1, 2013 11:53 p.m.

amishrambo says... #3

magus of the boner Magus of the Library

living boner Living Hive

boner of unconsciousness Stream of Unconsciousness

boner blast Artifact Blast

praetor's boner Praetor's Grasp

boner umbra

August 1, 2013 11:53 p.m.

Cheatyface --> Bonerface

August 1, 2013 11:55 p.m.

amishrambo says... #5

B-I-N-G-O to B-O-N-E-R

August 1, 2013 11:58 p.m.

Bellock86 says... #6

Boner Pact ~ Grave Pact

Obzedat, boner council

Damia, sage of boners

Deadboner navigator

Kamahl, fist of boners

Master Bonermancer

Corpseboner menace

boner adept

Student of boners (flip) tobita, master of boners

Aboshan, boner emperor

Remove Boner ~ Remove Soul

boner's grip ~ Dream's Grip

Boner scroll

Chain of boner

Boner flux

Boner growth

I can do this all night people. Lol

August 1, 2013 11:58 p.m.

ItchiUchiha117 says... #7

Tibalt, the Fiend-Bonered

August 2, 2013 midnight

guessling says... #8

Hey look!

Now all our employers can say tappedout.net is a porn site and put a report in our records about it - or just spread it around the office (either way).

J/K - nobody would do that

August 2, 2013 midnight

Brett05 says... #9

Unflinching Boner, senseis divining boner, Dark boner, predatory Boner, loxodon war boner, jace the boner sculptor

August 2, 2013 12:13 a.m.

acbooster says... #10

Thousand-Year Elixir --> Thousand-Year Boner

Amulet of Vigor --> Boner of Vigor

Strangleroot Geist --> Strangleroot Boner

Rakdos, Lord of Riots --> Rakdos, Lord of Boners

Kira, Great Glass-Spinner --> Kira, Great Boner-Spinner.

I'm done here.

August 2, 2013 12:15 a.m.

part207 says... #11

Staff of the Boner Magus

August 2, 2013 12:28 a.m.

Dritz says... #12

It was worth reading all three pages of this just for Epochalyptik's "Borrowing 100,000 Boners."

August 2, 2013 12:44 a.m.

Champloo says... #13

You people are sick! The word boner is disgusting, no one should ever use it for anything!

August 2, 2013 12:54 a.m.

I almost asked if you started that profile just to make that comment.

August 2, 2013 12:55 a.m.

bman5604 says... #15

lol man this has made my cheeks hurt. Thank you all :)

Assemble the Boner/Assemble the Legion

Bonerlash/Backlash

Boner whuppin'/Ass Whuppin'

August 2, 2013 12:59 a.m.

Xethrone says... #16

Tormented Boner

August 2, 2013 1:10 a.m.

xzzane says... #17

I think you had way too much fun with this Leafs_suck.

August 2, 2013 1:13 a.m.

Mpz5 says... #18

Boner Hunt

Dread of Boner

Boner Path

Boner Hellion

Accumulated Boners

Bonerbiter

Purge the Boner

Boner Abomination

Boner miser

Gnaw to the Boner

August 2, 2013 4:14 a.m.

jschaber says... #19

Kiki-Jiki, boner breaker

August 2, 2013 4:17 a.m.

Dallie says... #20

@xzzane: That does indeed seem to be the case.

Call of the Wild - Call of the Boner

Crumbling Necropolis - Cumbling Boner

Flamewave Invoker - Flamewave Boner (this must be some sort of STD).

August 2, 2013 4:19 a.m.

Mpz5 says... #21

Boner syphon

Power Boner

Creeping Boner

Boner Pit

Boner Swarm

Boner Nibbler (I almost didn't post it... but leaf told me I had to. Thought Nibbler )

Midnight Boner

Volrath's Boner Sensor

Boner Blight

Blinkmoth Boner

I have to do both of these: Skittering Boner, and Boner Invasion

Leaf... why did you do this to me? I didn't have to know that this thread existed.

August 2, 2013 4:19 a.m.

Deco_y says... #22

Because this is worth the 30 seconds of laughter I got out of it xD

August 2, 2013 4:20 a.m.

Deco_y says... #23

Saber Boner

Boneroo

Staunch Boner

Boner Motion

Needle Boner

Overwhelming Boner

August 2, 2013 4:22 a.m.

Mpz5 says... #24

Boner Ignorance

Unholy Boner

Boner Pack

Forbidding Boner

Boner Ring

Circle of protection: Boner

Sudden Boner

Rocket-Powered Turbo Boner

Boner revelation

Boner Inquisitor

Boner of Command

August 2, 2013 4:23 a.m.

Deco_y says... #25

Momentous Boner

Boner Ring

Artificial Boner

Punishing Boner

Baneslayer Boner

August 2, 2013 4:24 a.m.

Deco_y says... #26

Quest for the Boner Stone

August 2, 2013 4:25 a.m.

Mpz5 says... #27

Bonerbearer

Tranquil Boner

Boner Offensive

Torrent of Boners

August 2, 2013 4:25 a.m.

Deco_y says... #28

Boner of Brass

August 2, 2013 4:27 a.m.

Deco_y says... #29

Brave the Boners

August 2, 2013 4:27 a.m.

Deco_y says... #30

Boner Alley Broker

Celestial Boner

Boner of Woe

Well of Lost Boners

Phantasmal Boner

Boner-Charged Dragon

August 2, 2013 4:30 a.m.

Mpz5 says... #31

Rain of Boners

Onyx Boner

Rupture Boner

Honor the Boners

Wydwen, the Biting Boner

Boner Sliver

Channel the Boners

Boner rebirth

Boners of Diversity

August 2, 2013 4:30 a.m.

Mpz5 says... #32

I'll end on this one for tonight:

Flash of Boner

August 2, 2013 4:31 a.m.

Deco_y says... #33

Wayward Boner

August 2, 2013 4:32 a.m.

Bellock86 says... #34

Arcanis, the Omnibonered

August 2, 2013 2:24 p.m.

203995014 says... #35

City of Boners

(reference to City of Traitors )

August 2, 2013 5:54 p.m.

KingSorin says... #36

Timely Boner (Timely Reinforcements )

August 2, 2013 8:02 p.m.

doinitwrong says... #37

Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Boners So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Boner Ever Elemental

...I can't believe I just did that.

August 2, 2013 9:22 p.m.

part207 says... #38

August 2, 2013 10:26 p.m.

KingSorin says... #39

Boner sliver

August 2, 2013 10:42 p.m.

KingSorin says... #40

Boner, lost but seeking. Had to do it.

August 2, 2013 10:43 p.m.

doinitwrong says... #41

  • Urza's/Mishra's/Yawgmoth's/Jace's/Any Planeswalker's Boner.
  • Boner of Bolas
  • Disciple of Boners
  • Skull Boner
  • Boner From the Grave
  • Rise of the Dark Boners
  • Boner of Will
  • Severed Boner
  • Boner Instigator
  • Go For the Boner
August 2, 2013 10:49 p.m.

Chadarnook says... #42

Boner's Caress

Boner's Embrace

Curse of the Pierced Boner

Little Boner

August 3, 2013 1:15 p.m.

KingSorin says... #43

Giant boner, titanic boner, might of old boner, flash boner, seize the boner, grab the boner, boner flood, boner of pride, furious boner, divine boner, boner of denial, boner's initiative, bad boner,

August 3, 2013 6:34 p.m.

Lilliana, of the bonerBrimstone BonerBoner SliverBoner StiringsBoner's Vengenace

August 3, 2013 7:45 p.m.

Vorxis says... #45

Sunhome, Fortress of the Boner. Sunhome, Fortress of the Legion

Dueling Boners. Dueling Grounds

Fertile Boner. Fertile Ground

Mother of Boners. Mother of Runes

Swords to Boners. Swords to Plowshares

Scourge of the Boner. Scourge of the Nobilis

Bloodstained Boner. Bloodstained Mire

August 3, 2013 8:03 p.m.

Boner Obedience

Gideon's Boner

Boner Ring

Wall of Boners

Boner Strike

August 3, 2013 9:42 p.m.

Bellock86 says... #47

Raksha, Golden Boner

August 3, 2013 10:30 p.m.

Jace, Boner Adept (Jace, Memory Adept )

Rakdos, Lord of Boners (Rakdos, Lord of Riots )

August 3, 2013 11:08 p.m.

Johnny, Combo Player = Johnny, Boner Player OR Johnny, Combo Boner

Immortal Servitude = Immortal Boner

Reaper from the Abyss = Boner from the Abyss

Into the Wilds = Into the Boners

Door to Nothingness = Door to Boners OR Boner to Nothingness

Chandra's Phoenix = Chandra's Boner

Molten Birth = Molten Boner

Burning Earth = Burning Boner

Garruk, Caller of Beasts = Garruk, Caller of Boners

Ultimate Price = Ultimate Boner

August 3, 2013 11:16 p.m.

Ass Whuppin' = Ass Boner

Lord of the Void = Lord of the Boners

Carnivorous Death-Parrot = Carnivorous Death-Boner OR Carnivorous Boner-Parrot

Mouth to Mouth = Mouth to Boner OR Boner to Mouth OR Mouth Boner Mouth

Double Take = Double Boner

Jester's Sombrero = Jester's Boner

Rod of Spanking = Rod of Boners

Checks and Balances = Checks and Boners

OMG, I keel myself...

August 3, 2013 11:25 p.m.

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