The Capitol Building Raid

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Aftermath (33)

• 4x Capital Punishment
• 1x Contested War Zone
• 3x Council's Judgment
• 4x Curfew
• 4x Disorder
• 1x Enhanced Awareness
• 2x Exile
• 4x Path to Exile
• 1x Raiders' Wake
• 1x Ravages of War
• 1x Search Warrant
• 1x Thwart
• 3x War's Toll
• 1x Warrant / Warden
• 2x Words of War

The-Angry-Lawmakers (6)

• 1x Council of the Absolute
• 3x Council's Judgment
• 2x Senate Guildmage

The-Good-Stuff-We-Did-Not-Give-Up (3)

• 1x Rewards of Diversity
• 2x Team Spirit

The-Po-Po (3)

• 1x Baird, Steward of Argive
• 2x Hixus, Prison Warden

Other (2)

• 2x capital offense

What-Happened (28)

• 1x Cleaver Riot
• 1x Commando Raid
• 3x Evacuation
• 1x Heartless Pillage
• 1x Howl of the Horde
• 1x Impromptu Raid
• 4x Massive Raid
• 2x Mind Warp
• 3x Order / Chaos
• 4x Riot Control
• 1x Riot Gear
• 4x Street Riot
• 2x Words of War

The-Message (15)

• 3x Black Ward
• 4x Cheatyface
• 1x Emblem of the Warmind
• 4x Incite War
• 1x Onward / Victory
• 2x Order of Succession

What-Did-Not-Happen (3)

• 2x Anarchy
• 1x Righteous War

Trump-Followers (21)

• 3x Braids, Cabal Minion
• 4x Gathan Raiders
• 4x Hell-Bent Raider
• 2x It of the Horrid Swarm
• 1x Marauding Looter
• 1x Mardu Hordechief
• 1x Pious Evangel  ^Flip
• 1x Ruin Raider
• 2x Storm Fleet Arsonist
• 2x Wayward Servant

The-Cheeto-Himself (10)

• 1x Aurelia, the Warleader
• 1x Cowardice
• 1x Infernal Spawn of Evil
• 1x Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
• 1x Karona, False God
• 1x Mindwarper
• 4x Rakdos, Lord of Riots

Trumps-Encouragement (8)

• 2x Admiral's Order
• 4x False Orders
• 2x Latulla's Orders

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Other (1)

• 1x Raid Bombardment

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Intro

These are very traumatic times and many of us agree that Trump has gone too far, I have decided to try and lighten up the mood a bit with a mockery of Trump and a representation of the raid. I know that the raid is no laughing matter and this deck is no reason to believe that its funny or interesting and racist and anti-homosextual comments are not okay but I feel that we still need some happiness in our day and if this makes you laugh give an Upvote (or a downvote if thats possible, because the raid was the worst thing ever)

categories

I have sorted my complete jank into categories, trump followers who are well the rioters themselves, trumps encouragement which is trump saying to raid the capitol building, aftermath which is what happened after the riot, and what the message. Plus the Cheeto Himself which is Rakdos, Lord of Riots and Aurelia, the Warleader Karona, false president (actually Karona, False Godand so on. Aaaand the po-po who are well, the police. (also I added in The Good Stuff We Did Not Give Up, The Angry Lawmakers, and what DID NOT HAPPEN.

Hidden Meanings Expalained

Also a lot of things say or have to do with loot and just were kind of working. I added in some cards such as Black Ward that meant some of the messages the rioters were sending but I hated putting in, and I almost did not but even though this is mean tfor the comedy it also has to be a realistic representation of the situation, I wish that Black Ward was not part of this deck but it has to be. I also added in a lot of things and talking directly or indirectly about war, I could see another civil war but it mostly means the "war" at the capitol building.

Top Ranked	Achieved #9 position overall 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Unknown legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 0 Rares 39 - 0 Uncommons 36 - 0 Commons
Cards	127
Avg. CMC	3.63
Tokens	Insect 1/1 G, Morph 2/2 C, Sphinx 4/4 WU, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W