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Standard* Competitive Control Lifegain Midrange WB (Orzhov)

Cbennett101

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Praise the 5 Rivers of Theros, the sacred trough for Athreos' holy semen. But in order for the god to masturbate enough to fill the river he obviously needs lackeys to watch his back and keep the masses from reaching his holy semen. So i made this deck to assist Athreos in achieving his needs of chronic masturbation by covering his butt hole, with control and Demons that force coitus upon others. And for assisting Athreos his minions receive "immortality", unless someone sucks him off for 3 minutes...

But seriously this deck is hella fun (my opinion) and i definitely want to make this an excellent deck for FNM.

All criticism and advice for this deck is greatly appreciated, don't be afraid to give your thoughts.

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June 20, 2014
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So Archangel synergy with the deck and addition of Elspeth helped this deck to dominate at the Open Trial.

Game 1: Won 2-0 (utterly destroyed budget aggro)

Game 2: Won 2-0 (mildly difficult battle against Junk deck)

Game 3: Won 2-0 (Extremely close/difficult game both times against Mono blue devotion)

Game 4: Lost 0-2 (Played against aggro Naya, this one was a doozy. Game 1 I got mana screwed really bad with only 3 land, And game 2 he had a "god hand" but next turn I was going to drop Vizkopa and he only had a white creature plus I had Archangel out. He even admitted if he hadn't doublestriked me for the win that he would've been screwed next turn.) P.S. This guy was undefeated all night going 8-0 for round wins so..... yeah.

Despite my pitiful performance during the last game this deck did amazingly well and am perfectly content with 2nd place and a cool Playmat.

June 10, 2014
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Date added 9 years
Last updated 9 years
Legality

This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)

9 - 0 Mythic Rares

35 - 7 Rares

6 - 6 Uncommons

3 - 2 Commons
Cards 60
Avg. CMC 3.33
Tokens Copy Clone, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Soldier 1/1 W
Folders Black/WHite, Orzhov
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