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How to Piss Players Off WITHOUT Breaking the Bank

Modern Budget Competitive Control Infinite Combo Mill U/B (Dimir)

OniOfTheWest

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DO YOU WANNA PISS OFF YOUR OPPONENTS?! DO YOU WANT A BROKEN DECK THAT DOESN'T BREAK THE BANK?

WELL GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, YOU CHEAP-ASS F*CKER! I HAVE WHATCHA WANT!

THIS DECK HAS BEEN PROVEN WITH THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY TO F*CK YOUR VICTIM'S NIGHT UP WITHOUT HAVING TO EAT RAMEN NOODLES FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH! AND HERE'S HOW:

When Duskmantle Guildmage has it's first ability active, any cards going down your opponent's sh*tbox causes the poor sucker to lose life. Mindcrank then adds insult to injury as it makes the opponent mill their deck for each life drained.

END OF EXPLANATION!!

HOW TO ACTIVATE COMBO AND F*CK SHIT UP!

  1. Slap a land down, stare you future bitch in the eyes and end turn!
  2. Got an Island on the battlefield? SLAM A MOTHER FCKIN SWAMP DOWN! FIRST LAND'S A SWAMP! YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO DUMBASS!! Next, get either Duskmantle Guildmage or Mindcrank out and ready to fck sh*t up!
  3. Get a third land out, slam the other piece of that sexy combo out, end turn.
  4. SLAM THAT BITCH THROUGH THE TABLE BY ACTIVATING THE COMBO AND GO FOR THE GUT SHOT!

... Now that that's all out of the way, the benefits of this deck is that for ~$21 or so you can have an easy to use deck that's also very competitive.

I'll keep an update on how it does in FNM.

CIAO!

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A recent player on DeckStats.net recently commented on my upload. The player likes it, but he made a good point when he said it would not work in the long run (if the combo can't be pulled off early on). So, he suggested some different cards to swap in, and I'm gonna test it out. That being said, if the deck is not up to par with what I like, I'll be reverting back to the original build and later on try something else.

Ciao!

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