Fattest Creatures 2014

Standard BG (Golgari) BUG (Sultai) GU (Simic) Midrange UB (Dimir)

MikeLaserbeam

Creature (22)

• 4x Corpsejack Menace
• 3x Fathom Mage
• 4x Kalonian Hydra
• 4x Master Biomancer
• 1x Nylea, God of the Hunt
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid
• 2x Thassa, God of the Sea

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Garruk, Caller of Beasts

Land (23)

• 4x Breeding Pool
• 4x Forest
• 1x Island
• 4x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Swamp
• 2x Temple of Deceit
• 3x Temple of Mystery
• 4x Watery Grave

Artifact (4)

• 2x Bow of Nylea
• 2x Whip of Erebos

Instant (9)

• 3x Golgari Charm
• 3x Mizzium Skin
• 3x Rapid Hybridization

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Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 2x Mistcutter Hydra
• 3x Skylasher

Instant (10)

• 2x Far / Away
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 2x Putrefy
• 2x Savage Summoning
• 3x Swan Song

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What is 100% the most badass card in Magic? That's right, Master Biomancer

Everyone obviously agrees with that statement, especially M B-mancer's best buddy, Corpsejack Menace he's a pretty cool guy so he can come along on the Heavy Creature Express. We know he's just improving on King Kalonian Hydra and B-mancer's already fantastic work, but we don't mind.

I love this deck. I've been playing it in some form for a while now (since pulling Master Biomancer in my first Gatecrash booster) and I really enjoy the way it works. Though not many of my opponents tend to agree...

Obviously, once Master Biomancer hits the table, my creatures are coming in BIG. Start with the Biomancer, then a 6/6 Corpsejack Menace, then either a second 6/8 Master Biomancer (gg) or perhaps a 5/5 Fathom Mage (4 cards for 4 mana, card advantage in a nutshell) then if we put Thassa, God of the Sea out on T3, we can do some crazily unblockable things with any of our creatures, all the while making sure our draws go just as planned.

Golgari Charm protects against boardwipes and rescues our guys from a Detention Sphere and Nylea, God of the Hunt makes them trample.

As I said, I love this deck. But I know it isn't perfect! If you have any ideas for it at all, please tell me! I'm on a budget (though it may not look that way, as I've amassed these cards over half a year) but this is my primary deck, so I want it in the best state it can be!

Thanks in advance!

Top Ranked	Achieved #50 position overall 11 years ago
Date added	11 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 32 - 10 Rares 6 - 5 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.24
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Emblem Garruk, Caller of Beasts, Frog Lizard 3/3 G
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