Stupid Multiplayer Shenanigans

The ultimate goal of this deck is to reset multiplayer games and take advantage of the Eternal Dominion + Hive Mind combo with Grip of Chaos on the field to completely change how the game is played. People won't like you when you play this deck, and that's exactly why it's so fun to play.

Step One: Self Mill

Get Hermit Druid into play and use it to mill you entire deck into the graveyard. Green Sun's Zenith can search for it if you have to. With Hermit Druid, Elvish Spirit Guide, and a land in your opening hand you can play him on turn one and activate his ability turn 2.

Since you have no basic lands in your library, the whole library will mill into your graveyard.

Step 2: Graveyard Combo Time

  1. Any Narcomoeba that were in your library will come into play. You should have at least 3 creatures in play now, and a Dread Return in your graveyard. Sac 3 creatures to flashback Dread Return for Hornet Queen, giving you 4 creature tokens with it.

  2. Set yourself up for success! You need at least 4 creatures on the battlefield and your graveyard needs the other Dread Return, Butcher of the Horde, Devoted Druid, Morselhoarder, and Necrotic Ooze. If any of those cards are in your hand play Cabal Therapy from your hand if possible, or sac any extra creatures you have to flashback Cabal Therapy from your graveyard and dump the cards you need. Then sac 3 creatures to Dread Return for Necrotic Ooze and sac the other creature to give it haste from Butcher of the Horde's activated ability. With Devoted Druid + Morselhoarder in the graveyard tap and untap Necrotic Ooze as many times as you want until you have stupid amounts of every color of mana.

  3. Set yourself up again. Make sure Mind's Desire and Dwell on the Past are in your hand. If not, play Krosan Reclamation and Deep Analysis from hand or flashback to get them.

  4. Cast Upheaval if it's in your hand to wipe the board. Cast Scarab Feast exiling 3 lands or creatures in your graveyard. Cast Dwell on the Past. Grab the other Mind's Desire and Dwell on the Past if they aren't in your hand already. Then grab Scarab Feast from the graveyard, and Upheaval if it wasn't played already, or One with Nothing if it's in your graveyard. Cast Upheaval for board wipe if you didn't before, or One with Nothing to dump your hand so you can use Scarab Feast to exile the creature and lands you had left in your hand too. Then play Dwell on the Past, grabbing the other Dwell on the Past and Mind's Desire from your graveyard, along with Scarab Feast so you can keep exiling lands and creatures from your graveyard. Continue this loop, exiling all cards from your graveyard and using the extra card you can pull with Dwell on the Past every round to get Sway of the Stars, Hive Mind, Providence,Grip of Chaos, Elfhame Sanctuary, and Eternal Dominion into castable exile, which are your final combo pieces.

  5. Once you are done exiling all your lands and creatures repeat the cycling without Scarab Feast as many times as you need to end up with all of your final combo cards castable in exile.

  6. You should now have Sway of the Stars, Hive Mind, Providence,Grip of Chaos, Elfhame Sanctuary, and Eternal Dominion in castable exile. Cast them in that order.

Sway of the Stars Resets the board and shuffles everyone's cards back into their library.

Hive Mind makes things interesting!

Providence Resets everyone's life total to 26. The full game restart from Sway of the Stars is now complete.

Grip of Chaos makes things even more interesting!

Elfhame Sanctuary Search your library every turn. You won't find anything, but you'll also skip your draw step, which is important for not getting milled with your thinned out library.

Eternal Dominion and the combo is complete.

Step 3: Play the Game

It's a brand new game now. With everyone under the effects of their copy of Eternal Dominion and Grip of Chaos instead of playing their own library they will randomly choose an opponent each turn and pull a permanent from that person's library. If they choose you they get nothing, as you don't have any permanents left in your library for them to pull from. Everyone gets to pull one card to start and then the game begins!

Don't use One with Nothing, and Scarab Feast if you want a fair game after the reset.

Use Endless Swarm instead of Eternal Dominion to change the game into an endless 1/1 snake token battle!

Twincast Eternal Dominion a few times in your final combo to get more than one card each turn.

Most importantly, have fun and piss off all your friends!

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Date added 8 years
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This deck is Casual legal.

Rarity (main - side)

1 - 0 Mythic Rares

28 - 0 Rares

14 - 0 Uncommons

17 - 0 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 2.84
Tokens Insect 1/1 G w/ Flying, Deathtouch
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