MTG pick-up lines.
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Posted on Feb. 19, 2015, 12:17 p.m. by Deckologist
We all got em. Let's hear some!
Do you have vigilance? Cause I'd tap that all night long
Servo_Token says... #4
That's not a pick up line, that's just an unsolicited invitation for presumed unwanted sex.
An actual pickup line: Ey Baby, are you a Hellkite Tyrant? Because you just stole my Coldsteel Heart.
February 19, 2015 12:53 p.m.
lemmingllama says... #5
Wanna see my Armada Wurm?
You're the prettiest girl I've Avacyn!
If I had to choose between you or drawing cards at instant speed, I wouldn't Think Twice.
Hey beautiful, can I tap that "insert your choice of shockland here"? (It works with literally all of them)
February 19, 2015 12:54 p.m.
Deckologist says... #6
Bahahaha lemmingllama any shock but breeding pool sounds so much funnier than the rest
February 19, 2015 12:56 p.m.
lemmingllama says... #7
@Deckology I personally like Stomping Ground, but you can imply different things if you use Hallowed Fountain or Godless Shrine. Still, Breeding Pool is the best since it is much better for implying things.
February 19, 2015 12:58 p.m.
Hjaltrohir says... #8
You guys think weirdly :(. I like You're the prettiest girl ive avacyn, though lemmingllama
The Breeding Pool and the Null Rod ones are just ughhhh...
February 19, 2015 1:07 p.m.
weisemanjohn says... #9
I'm afraid of that Overgrown Tomb and Watery Grave...
February 19, 2015 1:35 p.m.
derKochXXL says... #10
I'll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counterspell for that.
February 19, 2015 1:42 p.m.
lemmingllama: I'd say they all work except for Blood Crypt. Unless you're into that kind of thing.
February 19, 2015 2:07 p.m.
PepsiAddicted says... #13
"id tap that so hard it wouldnt untap during its controllers next untap step."
(i have that as a shirt. worst mtg related gift ever...)
February 19, 2015 2:34 p.m.
girl: "is that a wurmcoil engine in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" ;) I forgot about deathtouch,she died that night.
February 19, 2015 9:44 p.m.
Trying to think of a clever morbid keyword joke....so far I'm failing miserably
February 19, 2015 10:09 p.m.
If I was stuck in a room with you, Stalin, and Hitler, I'd Fireball that Fred kid from YouTube twice using Fork.
Wait, am I doing this right?
February 20, 2015 3:07 a.m.
Yeah,about how my pick up lines go in real life,I'm obviously a ladies man
February 20, 2015 4:09 a.m.
infinitegyre says... #21
I won't Flaccify under pressure, girl.
Get ready for an Overwhelming Stampede.
I'll bring you to your Breaking Point and then Twincast it.
February 21, 2015 12:17 a.m.
biggestmtgnerd says... #22
Do you like convoke, because I want to tap your Corpsejack Menace with my Siege Wurm
February 21, 2015 5:28 a.m.
Deckologist says... #23
From a friend
"I like awkward virgin pick up lines using magic. Something like, I didn't know what I was doing and didn't know where to put it so I guess you could say I gave her a Tainted Strike"
He laughed, I laughed, the shop laughed, and then I forgot to post it until this morning...
February 21, 2015 8:29 a.m.
Jeeze, MTG pick-up lines? Weird....
I wish I had a Time Warp, so I could be with you again!
If Nylea is the god of hunt, you must be the god of beauty!
Are your mother Iona, because I can't tell the difference between you too!
February 21, 2015 9:05 a.m.
Deckologist says... #27
You wanna change back to a different topic? Well that taint hard at all
February 21, 2015 1:15 p.m.
lemmingllama says... #28
May I give you a Taste of Paradise?
Also if you want to talk about taints, why not just go looking for their Tainted Field?
February 21, 2015 1:38 p.m.
Deckologist says... #29
Is that the place between the breeding pool and the polluted mire?
February 21, 2015 1:56 p.m.
Deckologist says... #31
Haha yeah
...wish I could cross that bridge but noooooo. " it might hurt"
February 21, 2015 2:35 p.m.
Deckologist says... #32
Is you name Indomitable Ancients cause that ass is a 10!
February 21, 2015 2:38 p.m.
ShamaLamaDingDong says... #34
I knew from the start this thread was going to be about Null Rod, Armada Wurm, and Deep Wood. sigh
February 21, 2015 8:03 p.m.
biggestmtgnerd says... #35
If you tap my Hallowed Fountain/Rupture Spire, then it might produce white mana
Boza says... #2
That one does not even work - if she has vigilance, why would you tap her at all? Try sometihng like this:
Wow, you look dashing tonight! Would you like to delve into a meal some time? My name is Tasigur, what is your stance on bananas?
February 19, 2015 12:27 p.m.