Floral Spuzzem

Creature — Elemental

Whenever Floral Spuzzem attacks and isn't blocked, you may destroy target artifact defending player controls. If you do, Floral Spuzzem deals no combat damage this turn.

Legality

Format	Legality
1v1 Commander	Legal
Archenemy	Legal
Block Constructed	Legal
Canadian Highlander	Legal
Casual	Legal
Commander / EDH	Legal
Commander: Rule 0	Legal
Custom	Legal
Duel Commander	Legal
Highlander	Legal
Legacy	Legal
Leviathan	Legal
Limited	Legal
Oathbreaker	Legal
Oldschool 93/94	Legal
Planar Constructed	Legal
Planechase	Legal
Quest Magic	Legal
Vanguard	Legal
Vintage	Legal

Discussion (6)

Squee_Spirit_Guide on Stonestealer Giant - A thematic …

9 months ago

I love this! It reminds me of some older cards that allowed you to trade combat damage for an ability. This feels like a modern version of Floral Spuzzem, and that is wonderful!

I also like that the power starts high so you're almost guaranteed to get something good, rather than having to increase its power separately to swipe more powerful artifacts.

Excellent design!

Rhadamanthus on Hylda of the Icy Crown …

1 year ago

To legendofa's last point, refer to the printed text of Floral Spuzzem for a silly example of poor templating.

Hazankob on None

4 years ago

dbpunk, words have meaning. You say "this card is racist" when you should be saying "this card depicts something that is racist". The card is just a piece of cardboard with ink on it, it does not have the will nor even the capacity to make any judgement calls on anyone else, any thing else or even itself. The only Magic card that can do that is Floral Spuzzem.

Stop comparing today's punk, which is a shell of its former self, to the punk of the 80's. I've lost count the number of so called "punk" bands that are donating money directly to the DNC, AKA "The man". Don't talk to me about what punk is. Modern "punk" has more in common with alternative/emo crap than it does with its namesake.

"Look at the Knights artwork, and the ability. Also like I dont know how to tell you again so you get it, but literally crusade imagery has been coopted by white supremacists and right wingers to the point of no return, that combined with the effect and the flavor text is the issue."

This has been explained to you about a dozen times now. You are simply ignoring everyone responding to you and copy/pasting your already demolished "reasoning".

HappyMilkXD on The Actual Weirdest Cards

5 years ago

I was looking for the wierdest Magic cards in Google, and stumbled with this magnificence. But I also think you're missing some good stuff:
- Chaos Orb : demands physical interaction with the game
- Shahrazad : the card that created
- Divine Intervention : 8 mana to just tie
- Floral Spuzzem :
- Goblin Game
- Scrambleverse
- Furnace of Rath
- Shared Fate

And then there are the cards that make you play cards from outside the game:
- Mastermind's Acquisition
- Burning Wish
- Coax from the Blind Eternities
- Cunning Wish
- Death Wish
- Research
- Glittering Wish
- Golden Wish
- Karn, the Great Creator
- Living Wish
- Ring of Ma'ruf
- Spawnsire of Ulamog

Hope any of these cards work for your list!

scumbling1 on

6 years ago

I love it, and may rip off the idea! It touches all my nostalgia nerves. You even have Tornado (love that thing)!

I would suggest more Pixie Queen, Niall Silvain, and Floral Spuzzem.

Brighton-Morrs on Saffi Combosdotter

8 years ago

Panharmonicon Martyr's Cause Restoration Angel Asceticism Avenger of Zendikar Woodfall Primus Harmonic Sliver Timely Hordemate Icatian Moneychanger Simic Basilisk Naya Soulbeast Bane of Progress Caller of the Claw Epochrasite Skullwinder Terastodon Swords to Plowshares Tooth and Nail Aura Shards Frankie Peanuts Celestial Convergence Floral Spuzzem

just some random cards that looked funny XD