The F U Deck

Standard*

Chilled_Food_Stuffs

Creature (22)

• 2x Accursed Witch  ^Flip
• 1x Alley Strangler
• 1x Arsenal Thresher
• 1x Cathar's Companion
• 1x Esper Cormorants
• 2x Esper Sojourners
• 1x Fallen Askari
• 1x Minister of Impediments
• 2x Mortis Dogs
• 3x Talon Trooper
• 3x Typhoid Rats
• 1x Vectis Dominator
• 2x Vedalken Ghoul
• 1x Windwright Mage

Artifact (2)

• 1x Angel's Feather
• 1x Kraken's Eye

Land (19)

• 1x Coral Atoll
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Everglades
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 5x Island
• 1x Karoo
• 2x Leechridden Swamp
• 1x Meandering River
• 4x Plains
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Warped Landscape

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Brainbite
• 1x Castigate
• 1x Providence
• 1x Search Warrant
• 1x Silent Departure
• 2x Topple

Instant (14)

• 1x Aetherize
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Envelop
• 2x Mage's Guile
• 1x Negate
• 1x Perplex
• 1x Remove Soul
• 2x Safe Passage
• 1x Silverstrike
• 1x Turn Aside
• 2x Unsummon

Enchantment (6)

• 2x Pacifism
• 1x Pillory of the Sleepless
• 2x Plumes of Peace
• 1x Shielding Plax

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I built this deck to pull out whenever I get tired of people using bullshit strategies. Its less about winning than it is about pissing off your opponent in a new way every round. I am open to suggestions to make this an even more asshole-y deck.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 46 - 0 Commons
Cards	70
Avg. CMC	2.65