So, I'm currently sitting in the mid 300's in Mythic with the hated GW CoCo Angels deck (Screen name ERK). It's absolutely degenerate and pretty much only loses to nuts draws and mana screw. I honestly think CoCo should be banned. I mean not only is it in this deck but it's also in Elves, Gruul, Jund, Merfolk and Stompy. Hell! Vampires should splash green just to play CoCo, it's just that OP.
But I digress, turn one play either Speaker or Warden, turn 2 Bishop or your other other two Wardens (because we all know how great Arena's shuffler is), then turn 3 Valkyrie or Resplendent (maybe sometimes Heliod or Reidane against control matchups), then turn 4 CoCo and wait 3 minutes for your opponent to rope you. Easy win. Of course I have Authorities to stop aggro and Neoform, also great against the mirror. I also run 2 Ajani SotP for the mirror because why not? Nobody else is and mirrors can drag out to over an hour. Got 4 Baffling End as well because Auras is everywhere and it's not bad against the mirror or other aggro, dead draw against control or that stupid Nine Lives crap though.
And yes, the deck is 69 cards, why not? Memeing 69 Angels, YEAH BABY!
Also, I wouldn't even dare try play this in real life because I don't have a doctorate from MIT to work out how much life you would gain with multiple Valkyries on board. FYI in one mirror the final life totals were 862 for me and -675 for my opponent. It only took an hour and thirty seven minutes to find the first Ajani forty seven cards down. Turns were taking like ten minutes to resolve the dozens of life triggers. Fun!
