FREAKING GOATS

Modern

PapaGurgle

Instant (4)

• 2x Charge Across the Araba
• 1x Cloudshift
• 1x Path to Exile

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Devout Invocation

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Honor of the Pure

Artifact (5)

• 1x Obelisk of Urd
• 4x Trading Post

Creature (20)

• 2x Fiend Hunter
• 2x Geist-Honored Monk
• 4x Hanweir Militia Captain  ^Flip
• 4x Kazandu Blademaster
• 4x Knight of the White Orchid
• 4x Springjack Shepherd

Land (26)

• 4x Mutavault
• 16x Plains
• 4x Springjack Pasture
• 2x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

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Sideboard

Instant (5)

• 2x Brave the Elements
• 2x Celestial Purge
• 1x Path to Exile

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Sunlance

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Dovescape
• 3x Rest in Peace
• 3x Stony Silence

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Revoke Existence

Artifact (3)

• 3x Tormod's Crypt

Creature (3)

• 1x Goldnight Commander
• 2x Mentor of the Meek

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Oh man. This is dumb. This is so dumb. The jank is real.

As you can probably tell, this deck is all about putting down goats, then killing your opponent with said goats. What could possibly go wrong?

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 3 Mythic Rares 30 - 5 Rares 12 - 4 Uncommons 1 - 3 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.09
Tokens	1/1 WU Token Creature Bird, Angel 4/4 W, Goat 0/1 W, Human Cleric 1/1 BW, Spirit 1/1 W