Get that s*** out of here!!
Complete control until you get the right set up. Disgusting amount of return card, counter, and exile if you're really sick of their s***! Sideboard is best used in the 2 v 2 to back up your partner and control the field so they can lay down the hurt but this deck is definitely still viable solo. Watch your opponent squirm and struggle as they are left helpless to defend themselves. If you love to laugh at others expense as they struggle to play anything then this is the deck for you. You either win or die laughing.
Note: This is supposed to be relatively low cost so I of course know that there are other cards I could have used that are better.
Path to Exile
instead of
Blessed Light
being the most obvious.
Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any thrown objects, verbal abuse, or bodily harm you may be subject to for playing this deck. Should probably learn at least basic karate or sumthin.
This is in the works and I'm totally open to suggestions (this is my first post so please be gentle lol).
Pizza Flavored Combos:
WE NEED...TO BUILD...A WALL
Now you must be asking why the defend multiple creature cards. Mwahahaha simple.
The minute they think they have enough creatures or tokens to make it past Trump's border walls play
Give No Ground
or
Valor Made Real
and literally make sure their plans hit a wall.
Fog Bank
to just negate the damage or
Wall of Frost
to make them more nervous than someone who just dropped the soap in a federal prison.
Gimme dat
What makes sitting behind walls more annoying whenever they're already scared of playing anything?
Guile
BABY! They were already scared of counters before but now that their own cards can be played against them they'll think twice before they tap that mana.
Lemme Smash. Plz
Pteramander
is not only good for early drop and poke, but if you keep hitting them with enough instants eventually you have tiny birds that adapt into fighter jets. It rewards you for being a jerk and nobody can say all you did was sit behind your walls. If they don't stop it in time you may win before you even have to play into late game.
But how do I kill?
AEtherling
. Self explanatory but if you have lived long enough into the game you probably have more than enough mana to not only make him unblockable, but also make it hurt.
Stretegy
Pretty much described in the intro but here's the basic idea.
- Control the board by countering/returning/exiling anything you don't want to deal with.
- Keep Mexico from crossing the border and wait until the time is ripe.
- Annoy them with birds because who doesn't love that.
- When you're finally ready do what you need to leave them wide open and beat them down if the birds don't do it first
