Kermit the Fister

Pioneer Aggro Collected Company Competitive Devotion Mono-Green Trample

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Creature (27)

• 4x Barkhide Troll
• 3x Elvish Mystic
• 4x Llanowar Elves
• 4x Old-Growth Troll
• 2x Polukranos Reborn  ^Flip
• 2x Rhonas the Indomitable
• 4x Steel Leaf Champion
• 2x Surrak, the Hunt Caller
• 2x Yorvo, Lord of Garenbrig

Land (23)

• 2x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 15x Forest
• 2x Lair of the Hydra
• 4x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx

Instant (7)

• 3x Aspect of Hydra
• 4x Collected Company

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Feral Encounter

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Sideboard

Artifact (7)

• 2x Pithing Needle
• 3x The Stone Brain
• 2x Tormod's Crypt

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Fade from History

Creature (6)

• 3x Prowling Serpopard
• 3x Setessan Petitioner

Instant (1)

• 1x Back to Nature

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Maybeboard

Creature (8)

• 4x Outcaster Trailblazer
• 4x Werewolf Pack Leader

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Pick Your Poison

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I sold your grandma for v-bucks :)

"Imagin if you replaced all the creatures in your Collected Company deck with giant {G}{G}{G} forest bois."

"Imagin if Nykthos Ramp was an aggro deck."

"Imagin you knew what the touch of a woman felt like."

Fastest Game Ex: Show

Turn 1: Forest, Llanowar Elves or Elvish Mystic

Turn 2: Forest, Old-Growth Troll or Steel Leaf Champion or Yorvo, Lord of Garenbrig

Turn 3: Forest, Surrak, the Hunt Caller (9-10 damage | 10-11 HP remaining)

Turn 4: Aspect of Hydra, Old-Growth Troll or Steel Leaf Champion or Yorvo, Lord of Garenbrig (22-24 damage | thoroughly dead)

or

Turn 1: Forest, Llanowar Elves or Elvish Mystic

Turn 2: Forest, Old-Growth Troll or Steel Leaf Champion or Yorvo, Lord of Garenbrig or Rhonas the Indomitable

Turn 3: Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx, Old-Growth Troll or (etc.), 2xAspect of Hydra (18-19 damage | Dead if they use shock lands)

Sideboard Swaps Show

Aggro

• -3x Aspect of Hydra
• +3x Setessan Petitioner

Combo

• -3x Feral Encounter
• +3x The Stone Brain

Control

• -3x Feral Encounter
• -2x Aspect of Hydra
• +2x Pithing Needle
• +3x Prowling Serpopard

(I sort of feel like Prowling Serpopard is secretly bad because they can just removal it, please advise)

Midrange

• As is

Nykthos Ramp

• -3x Barkhide Troll
• +3x The Stone Brain

Rakdos Vampires

• -2x Aspect of Hydra
• +2x Pithing Needle

Phoenix

• -4x Collected Company
• -2x Rhonas the Indomitable
• -2x Yorvo, Lord of Garenbrig
• +3x Setessan Petitioner
• +3x The Stone Brain
• +2x Tormod's Crypt

(This is too many cards, someone please help)

Date added	4 months
Last updated	2 months
Legality	This deck is Pioneer legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 27 - 9 Rares 6 - 6 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.43
Tokens	Bear 2/2 G, Phyrexian Hydra 3/3 GW w/ Lifelink, Phyrexian Hydra 3/3 GW w/ Reach, Troll Warrior 4/4 G