John Deck - Black n Blue (Jerk Deck)

Modern*

Spaghettaboutit

Creature (23)

• 2x Elusive Spellfist
• 2x Gurmag Drowner
• 2x Hand of Silumgar
• 4x Palace Familiar
• 3x Qarsi Sadist
• 2x Ruthless Deathfang
• 2x Silumgar Sorcerer
• 2x Ukud Cobra
• 2x Vulturous Aven
• 2x Youthful Scholar

Land (22)

• 4x Dismal Backwater
• 8x Island
• 8x Swamp
• 2x Temple of Deceit

Instant (16)

• 2x Butcher's Glee
• 4x Coat with Venom
• 2x Dissipate
• 2x Grasp of Darkness
• 2x Gravepurge
• 2x Ojutai's Breath
• 2x Ultimate Price

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Taigam's Strike

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 2x Desecration Demon

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Maybeboard

Creature (5)

• 2x Dutiful Attendant
• 1x Necromaster Dragon
• 2x Vulturous Aven

Land (3)

• 3x Evolving Wilds

Instant (7)

• 2x Contradict
• 2x Flatten
• 1x Foul-Tongue Invocation
• 2x Glint

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John said he wanted a dick deck and this is what I've made.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 2 Rares 12 - 0 Uncommons 29 - 0 Commons
Cards	63
Avg. CMC	2.83
Tokens	Thopter 1/1 C