Bruse Tarl, Boorish Ass Man

Commander / EDH*

CosmicTurban

Creature (16)

• 1x Doran, the Siege Tower
• 1x Dragonlord Dromoka
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Felidar Sovereign
• 1x Frontline Medic
• 1x Gisela, Blade of Goldnight
• 1x Indomitable Ancients
• 1x Nyx-Fleece Ram
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Sapling of Colfenor
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Silklash Spider
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x Tree of Perdition
• 1x Tree of Redemption
• 1x Treefolk Harbinger

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Assault Formation
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x True Conviction

Artifact (1)

• 1x Whip of Erebos

Instant (1)

• 1x Boros Charm

Commanders (2)

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Boobies, boobies, boobies. That's all guys think about these days. Well they're idiots. Show me a boob-man and I'll show you a no-brain, no-class knuckle dragger who knows nothing of the fairer sex. They don't get it. You can't take the measure of a good woman just by oggling her chest. There are far more important things to consider. Such as...

THE BOOTY BABY! That's where it's at. Nothing trumps the rump, my firend. Anyone who can't see that is either blind or a fool. That's why I say enough with this mass boob hysteria. It's time to set things right. IT'S TIME TO GIVE THE ASS THE RESPECT IT DESERVES!

-Space Dandy, a dandy guy in space.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 13 - 0 Rares 3 - 0 Uncommons
Cards	25
Avg. CMC	4.04
Folders	Cosmic EDH