Zo-Zu the Asshole

Modern Control Land Destruction Mono-Red Prison Theme/Gimmick Vorthos

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Land (22)

• 3x Cascading Cataracts
• 3x Fiery Islet
• 3x Gemstone Caverns
• 7x Mountain
• 3x Tectonic Edge
• 3x Urza's Saga

Artifact (6)

• 3x Ensnaring Bridge
• 3x Pyrite Spellbomb

Sorcery (15)

• 3x Cleansing Wildfire
• 3x Molten Rain
• 3x Price of Freedom
• 3x Roiling Terrain
• 3x Stone Rain

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Blood Moon

Instant (3)

• 3x Lightning Bolt

Planeswalker (6)

• 2x Chandra, Acolyte of Flame
• 2x Chandra, Torch of Defiance
• 2x Jaya Ballard

Creature (6)

• 3x Ojer Axonil, Deepest Might
• 3x Zo-Zu the Punisher

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Sideboard

Creature (3)

• 2x Bonecrusher Giant
• 1x Obsidian Charmaw

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Sowing Salt

Enchantment (6)

• 3x Leyline of Combustion
• 3x Roiling Vortex

Artifact (4)

• 2x Chalice of the Void
• 2x Vexing Bauble

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Maybeboard

Instant (3)

• 3x Guttural Response

Sorcery (3)

• 3x Pillage

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Today's decklist is brought to you by: Hatred. Let me ask you something: do you ever get angry at the game? Does it frustrate you to get mana screwed and counter spelled out of playing the game at all? Do prison decks make your teeth ache? Do you wish that Red as a color had more options to control the flow of the game aside from ending it as quickly as possible?

Then have I got the deck for you. Let me introduce you to Zo-Zu the Asshole, a mono red land destruction deck that is fueled by pure anger, hate, frustration and a desire to see your opponent hate the game as much as it hates you sometimes. This is the deck equivalent of Asura's Wrath as far as pure pettiness and resentment goes and buddy, lemme tell ya, the deck is phenomenal at making your opponents' salty. Come with me and I'll teach you just how to make your opponents hate ever having picked up the game for playing against you.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Modern legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 2 Mythic Rares 20 - 9 Rares 12 - 4 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.84
Tokens	Construct 0/0 C, Elemental 1/1 R, Emblem Chandra, Torch of Defiance, Emblem Jaya Ballard, On an Adventure