Since the dawn of time, two things have been known to man: (1) Survival, and (2) Equipping Paradise Mantle to Blistercoil Weird makes for some ridiculously fast kills. This deck utilises the best combination of aggro creatures and low cost cantrips to efficiently cycle through the deck and end the game with either a huge creature or by Grapeshoting your opponent for a trillion.
For starters, creatures. This deck only runs 8: playsets of Blistercoil Weird and Monastery Swiftspear. Blistercoil is in here for the crazy combo with Paradise Mantle, and Swiftspear is an auto-include given how fast and spell-heavy this deck is. Thanks to the combination of these two creatures, a turn 2 kill is 100% in the question!
This deck runs a whopping 30 cantrips, and I'm not going to list all the reasons for each card here, but essentially they can be split into those that make our creatures harder to block (ie Slip Through Space) and those that filter our deck (ie Serum Visions). The list that I have is very personalised, and it's really up to you as to which cards and what numbers you run.
Finally, the deck runs 4 Lightning Bolt to remove creatures and finish off our opponent if necessary, 2 Grapeshot as an alternate win condition, and 12 lands. The specific lands are essentially down to how much your budget is, as a cheap deck could probably run as few as 4 non-basics.
The sideboard is currently up in the air, and I will be adding to it as I test the deck, but any tips on fixing up the sideboard (and any ideas for the main) are very much appreciated. If this deck seems dece to you make sure to give it an upvote. Thanks for reading!
