Desecrated Tomb!

Standard Aristocrats Jank Theme/Gimmick WB (Orzhov)

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Creature (22)

• 3x Anointer Priest
• 1x Bontu the Glorified
• 1x Dread Wanderer
• 2x Mentor of the Meek
• 4x Reassembling Skeleton
• 3x Restoration Gearsmith
• 4x Scrapheap Scrounger
• 4x Stitcher's Supplier

Land (23)

• 4x Evolving Wilds
• 4x Ifnir Deadlands
• 4x Plains
• 4x Shefet Dunes
• 7x Swamp

Artifact (7)

• 4x Desecrated Tomb
• 3x Embalmer's Tools

Instant (4)

• 4x Vicious Offering

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Hidden Stockpile

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Sideboard

Sorcery (8)

• 4x Dusk / Dawn
• 2x Fumigate
• 2x Lost Legacy

Artifact (5)

• 4x Gate to the Afterlife
• 1x God-Pharaoh's Gift

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Cast Out

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Desecrated Tomb is amazing! It is a fun aristocrat list that lets you chump block forever and helps you win with an army of 1/1 flyers.

I've gone 4-0 at fnm with this deck before so it's not as jank as you might think, it's also really cheap.

You want to get Desecrated Tomb out so when your creatures die you can create 1/1s bringing them back and you want a Hidden Stockpile. I considered Yahenni, Undying Partisan and Bontu the Glorified for more sac outlets but I haven't tested with them enough to see how good they are. Note: Scrapheap Scrounger gets you two bats, one for exiling a creature and one for coming into play.

Good luck and have fun!

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 9 - 9 Rares 28 - 6 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.22
Tokens	Anointer Priest 1/3 W, Bat 1/1 B, Copy Clone, Servo 1/1 C
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