Table Hate

Commander / EDH Mono-Black

xSindrix

Land (84)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All
• 1x Bottomless Vault
• 1x Ebon Stronghold
• 1x Everglades
• 1x Glacial ChasmGC
• 1x Lake of the Dead
• 1x Peat Bog
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 76x Swamp

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Bubbling Muck
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Sickening Dreams

Artifact (7)

• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Lotus Bloom
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana VaultGC
• 1x Mox DiamondGC
• 1x Sol Ring

Instant (5)

• 1x Ad NauseamGC
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Rain of Filth
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

Commander (1)

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This deck exists solely for the purpose of hating other decks off the table. A couple of friends and I built decks that we only ever pull out if someone brings something just mean and spiteful to the table, something we don't want to play against. Sen Triplets, Kozilek, or other decks that are designed to make Magic unfun for everyone else at the table. These decks exist to end the game as fast as possible, and force a new game with (hopefully) new decks.

This one is mine. Mana until Sidisi. Sidisi for Ad Nauseum. Ad Nauseum for Glacial Chasm and Sickening Dreams. Play Glacial Chasm. Play Sickening Dreams. Throw deck. Couple of tutors to hit Ad Nauseum faster. You can mulligan to 1 with this deck, as the only thing you really NEED to cast is Sidisi. So mulligan until you find a hand with at least one piece of ramp or a tutor.

There is enough ramp with 0 costs, Dark Ritual, and Cabal Ritual that you can Ad Nauseum on five mana and still cast Sickening Dreams on the same turn. Just remember to leave your land drop open for Glacial Chasm, or you'll kill yourself too (which has roughly the same effect on the table).

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Exclude colors	WURG
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 8 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.60