I Hate Standard. (Mono-White Stax for KLD)

Standard Control Death and Taxes Hatebears Lifegain RW (Boros) Stax Theme/Gimmick

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Creature (5)

• 1x Archangel Avacyn  ^Flip
• 4x Thalia, Heretic Cathar

Planeswalker (2)

• 2x Gideon, Ally of Zendikar

Land (24)

• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 4x Mountain
• 3x Nephalia Academy
• 16x Plains

Enchantment (13)

• 2x Authority of the Consuls
• 2x Bound by Moonsilver
• 2x Isolation Zone
• 4x Quarantine Field
• 3x Stasis Snare

Instant (8)

• 2x Blessed Alliance
• 3x Dazzling Reflection
• 3x Immolating Glare

Sorcery (8)

• 2x Declaration in Stone
• 2x Fumigate
• 2x Not Forgotten
• 1x Providence
• 1x Radiant Flames

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Cataclysmic Gearhulk

Enchantment (2)

• 2x Bound by Moonsilver

Artifact (2)

• 2x Aligned Hedron Network

Sorcery (10)

• 3x Chaplain's Blessing
• 2x Collective Effort
• 2x Crumble to Dust
• 3x Fragmentize

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I hate Eldrazi. They're not even fun to play. Avacyn is Dead. She was my favorite character. Sorin's House is all kinds of messed up, that's just unfair. Tezzeret is still a Class-A Bitch. All of these things have made me hate standard, so here's a deck designed to hate other decks. Any suggestions on how to make this deck even more disgusting would be greatly appreciated!

The loss of Hallowed Moonlight in standard makes this deck not nearly as good as it could be. The Eldrazi Displacer + Hallowed Moonlight combo could eliminate any non-hexproof creature in the format, so now I'm resulting to more removal and a more Death and Taxes kind of approach to the deck.

Splashed red for Crumble to Dust in the sideboard to protect against manland decks and awaken decks. Also to slow down any multi-colored decks, and I can reanimate Crumble to Dust with Not Forgotten.

Isolation Zone looks goofy, but it's protection against both Enchantments and Brisela, Voice of Nightmares.

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 10 years ago
Date added	10 years
Last updated	4 years
Splash colors	R
Key combos	Eldrazi Displacer + Hallowed Moonlight
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 1 Mythic Rares 13 - 4 Rares 15 - 4 Uncommons 5 - 6 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.83
Tokens	Clue, Emblem Gideon, Ally of Zendikar, Knight Ally 2/2 W, Spirit 1/1 W
Folders	fun decks, Standard Decks, Death and Taxes (Modern/Standard), Great Stuff, Random decks, Love these decks, Brews to Choose, Standard SOI, Cool decks, Standard Maybes