OPPONENT: "Daddy, where do douchebags come from?"

YOU: "Well, when a Discard deck and a Burn deck love each other very much..."

This abomination can be explained in three simple steps:

STEP 1: Target your opponent's hand with discard spells or target their face directly with face melting spells.

STEP 2: Your creatures get triggered.

STEP 3: Your opponent gets triggered because your creatures got triggered and also no cards.

Begin by picking apart your opponent's hand until you can play Guttersnipe Firebrand Archer Electrostatic Field or Thermo-Alchemist. The more the better. A single Guttersnipe will add serious power to Lightning Bolt and Bump in the Night, while your alchemists will add consistent damage pressure to your hand disruption pressure.

Night's Whisper triggers damage and gives draw power.

Thoughtseize, Wrench Mind, Inquisition of Kozilek, and the all-star Collective Brutality will seriously limit your opponent's choices. Multiple Raven's Crime were also added for consistency, as well as for unbelievable burst damage when from the graveyard as a finishing move.

Terminate makes for good removal as well another damage trigger.

As always, feedback and suggestions are always welcome!


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  • Achieved #72 position overall 3 years ago
  • Achieved #1 position in Modern 1 month ago
Date added 3 years
Last updated 4 weeks

This deck is Modern legal.

Rarity (main - side)

11 - 4 Rares

18 - 0 Uncommons

19 - 8 Commons

Cards 60
Avg. CMC 1.68
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