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Standard* BG (Golgari) Devotion Midrange Ramp

Cabbageman

Creature (24)

• 4x Deathrite Shaman
• 4x Desecration Demon
• 2x Jarad, Golgari Lich Lord
• 2x Kalonian Hydra
• 4x Lotleth Troll
• 2x Nighthowler
• 4x Pack Rat
• 2x Shadowborn Demon

Land (23)

• 8x Forest
• 2x Golgari Guildgate
• 4x Overgrown Tomb
• 9x Swamp

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Underworld Connections

Artifact (2)

• 2x Whip of Erebos

Instant (5)

• 2x Grisly Salvage
• 3x Hero's Downfall

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Read the Bones

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Sideboard

Creature (2)

• 2x Mistcutter Hydra

Instant (9)

• 2x Abrupt Decay
• 2x Bile Blight
• 1x Dark Betrayal
• 2x Doom Blade
• 2x Unravel the Aether

Sorcery (4)

• 2x Drown in Sorrow
• 2x Thoughtseize

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BECOME ONE WITH MANLINESS

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SHOW THEM YOUR TRUE MIGHT

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DESECRATION LORD FASHION SHOW

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MONSTERS! CAN'T STOP THE POWER

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THE STUPID SHOW ME YOUR STUFF CARD

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WASTELAND RUNNER NEBRASKA

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Hello welcome to the best Black & Green deck you'll ever see, ever. Above you'll see some cards. Not just any cards. Magic cards. That means they're magic.

Do you like making people shed tears? Do you like hearing "OH GOD WHY?" Then this is the deck for you! Desecration Demon and Shadowborn Demon will assure that your sadist desires are fulfilled!

As soon as you've mopped the floor with your enemies eye juices, finish them off with Jarad, Pack Rat, and Lotleth Troll

NOW GO FORTH, I BESTOW UPON YOU THE MANLINESS THAT IS ACHING TO BE FREE FROM YOUR SOUL.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 6 Rares 0 - 9 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.95
Tokens	Copy Clone