"A card for every deck, and a deck for every card."
  • References & Resources: [TappedOut.User's List of Lists (and Other Resources)](http://tappedout.net/mtg-forum/general/gattisons-obscure-list-of-obscure-lists/)
  • Musical References (Hip-Hop): [Music: The Gangstering](http://tappedout.net/mtg-forum/social/magic-idol-aka-so-you-think-you-can-deck-30-year-old-hip-hop-jokes/)
  • Musical References (Rock/Metal): [Magicallica: The Five-Color Album](http://tappedout.net/mtg-forum/social/magicallica-the-five-color-album/)
  • Musical References (Pop & Miscellaneous): [Music: The Gathering](http://tappedout.net/mtg-forum/social/music-the-gathering/)
  • [The Pauper Project](http://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/gattisons-pauper-decks-2/)
  • [Hard-to-Lose Decks](https://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/no-hope-decks/)
  • [The Briar Bitch Project](http://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/the-briar-bitch-project/)
  • [Gattison's PDH (Pauper EDH) Decks](http://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/gattisons-pdh-pauper-edhcommander-decks/)
  • [Gattison's Lists](http://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/gattisons-lists/)
  • [Gattison's EDH/Commander Decks](http://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/gattisons-edhcommander-decks/)
  • [Gattison's Oathbreaker Decks](http://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/gattisons-oathbreaker-decks/)
  • [Gattison's Pioneer Decks](http://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/gattisons-pioneer-decks/)
  • [Gattison's Modern Decks](http://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/gattisons-modern-decks/)
  • [Gattison's Mono-Red Decks](http://tappedout.net/mtg-deck-folders/gattisons-mono-red-decks/)
Dork Rituals: The Pauper Project

  1. _[YOU are a Pauperwalker!](https://tappedout.net/mtg-articles/2018/jan/25/dork-rituals-pauper-project/)_
  2. _[If Peter Pauper Picked a Pack of Printed Papers...?](https://tappedout.net/mtg-articles/2018/feb/1/dork-rituals-pauper-project-2/)_
  3. _[Stop Gushing Over Those Overpowered Cards](https://tappedout.net/mtg-articles/2018/feb/15/dork-rituals-pauper-project-3/)_
  4. _[One-Drop to Rule Them All](https://tappedout.net/mtg-articles/2018/mar/1/dork-rituals-pauper-project-4/)_
  5. _[Finding Common Ground](https://tappedout.net/mtg-articles/2018/mar/15/dork-rituals-pauper-project-5/)_
Colors

  • Colors: Red , Black , Blue
  • Guilds: Gruul , Dimir , Izzet
  • Shards/Wedges: Abzan , Naya , Jeskai

Formats & Strategies

  • Player Archetype: Timmy (49.78%) / Johnny (39.21%) / Spike (11.01%)
  • Tribe: Goblins, Thrulls, Saprolings
  • Archetypes: [Burn](https://mtg.gamepedia.com/Direct_damage), [Mill](https://mtg.gamepedia.com/Mill), [Aikido](https://mtg.gamepedia.com/Stealing)
  • Mechanics: [Prowess](https://mtg.gamepedia.com/Prowess), [Sacrifice](https://mtg.gamepedia.com/Sacrifice), [Bloodrush](https://mtg.gamepedia.com/Bloodrush)
  • Formats: Pauper, EDH/Commander, Limited

Cards

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Said on +1, Timmy Likes …...

#1

Degaine: Aw good one. How come I didn't think of that?! lol. Thanks a lot and Happy Easter! =)

April 4, 2021 6:03 p.m.

Said on Milla Jovovich...

#2

BlackoutX: Apologies for the late response, but those are definitely good suggestions. I'll be looking to get some soon and upgrade this deck. Thanks! And Happy Easter! =)

April 4, 2021 6:01 p.m.

Said on Cantrip Like I …...

#3

sboy4: Yeah, I guess I did. Well thanks for noticing, and I'm glad you like what I've done here. Happy Easter!

April 4, 2021 2:59 p.m.

SirFowler: Excellent suggestions, and now that Commander Legends exists I actually have some spares lying around. Thanks a lot, and Happy Easter! =)

April 4, 2021 2:57 p.m.

Said on The Fence...

#5

Grubbernaut: Apologies for the super later response, but that is in fact a good suggestion. I think I had one of those Wild Growth enchantments in here at one point, which is why I wanted something like Benefaction. Now that I dropped that BS, you're totally right though. I should look to upgrade my draw spells for consistency.

Great advice and thanks for stopping by! (And Happy Easter!) =)

April 4, 2021 2:53 p.m. Edited.

I_Want_To_PlayAllTheDecks: My bad for the late response, but you bring up a good point. That is a change I will make, thanks a lot. =)

March 26, 2021 2:25 p.m.

ClockworkSwordfish: Sorry for another late response, but that is indeed another good suggestion. I'm pretty sure I'll need to buy some of those, but I will add them to the list when I do. Thanks again. =)

March 26, 2021 2:22 p.m.

Said on Weenie Envy...

#8

ClockworkSwordfish: Apologies for the late response, but I especially like the Charmed Stray , so I'll make that change. Thanks! I'll keep the other in mind, though, just in case my knee-jerk-response preference doesn't work out.

March 26, 2021 11:18 a.m.
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Specialties

Pauper - Casual, Pauper - Energy, Pauper - Jank, Pauper - Theme/Gimmick, Pauper - Vorthos

Decks

Nilbog County Postnatal Abortion Clinic

Pauper Gattison

SCORE: 28 | 20 COMMENTS | 2324 VIEWS | IN 10 FOLDERS

Warren Hell (Did All These Goblins Come From?)

Pauper EDH* Gattison

SCORE: 18 | 10 COMMENTS | 2151 VIEWS | IN 3 FOLDERS

Nosebreaker

Oathbreaker Gattison

SCORE: 7 | 4 COMMENTS | 467 VIEWS | IN 4 FOLDERS

EGH (Elder Goblin Highlander)

Commander / EDH Gattison

SCORE: 18 | 16 COMMENTS | 4310 VIEWS | IN 13 FOLDERS

Troll 2: A Goblin Deck (Obviously)

Pauper Gattison

SCORE: 23 | 19 COMMENTS | 5536 VIEWS | IN 13 FOLDERS

Izzet Considered Abuse if They Like It?

Pauper Gattison

SCORE: 13 | 5 COMMENTS | 1921 VIEWS | IN 4 FOLDERS

Finished Decks 121
Prototype Decks 25
Drafts 0
Playing since Unlimited Edition
Points 300
Avg. deck rating 14.00
T/O Rank 158
Helper Rank 482
Favorite formats Pre-release, Commander / EDH, Pauper, Limited, Oathbreaker, Pioneer
Suppressed formats Standard
Good Card Suggestions 214
Venues The Whiz, That's Entertainment, the one stop shop, the onestopshop
Last activity 1 week
Joined 6 years