Have you ever wanted to kill your opponent in the most painful way possible? Well now you can, without even needing turns
The combo
Summon Bloom Tender and enchant it with Freed from the Real. You now have unlimited green mana.
Whack down Mycosynth Lattice so your mana is 100% fixed.
Summon Sphinx of Magosi. Use it to draw your deck. Ignore the counters it gets, they're irrelevant. NOTE: do not kill self by drawing from empty deck.
Cast Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir, Teferic Temporal Atchmage, Contagion Engine, Jace, the Mind Sculptor, The Chain Veil andEmrakul, the Promised End.
Tap contagion engine to put two loyalty counters on Teferi and Jace .Use Teferi's -1 to untap contagion engine, tap the chaun veil, prolifertae twice, untap both, repeat then use his ultimate.
End turn. You will never need another turn.
Take control of your opponents turn with Emrakul.
Bounce Emrakul with Jace
Summon Emrakul.
End turn. Thanks to Emrakul#1 your opponent gets another turn, but Emrakul#2 takes control of that turn. Repeat combo
Your opponent will have unlimited consecutive turns which you control. Kill them by drawing out their deck.
If in a multiplayer game bounce and summon Emrakul during the opponents last upkeep before they deck out, target other opponent. If you run out of loyalty counters, use Teferi to regain them.
Enjoy :)
Why is this the dumbest thing ever?
In order to combo you need to set up infinite mana, infinite draw, infinite loyalty and infinite planeswalker activations, which are all wated in slowly killing your oppoennt by decking them out.
Worth it!
