Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Game

Casual Theme/Gimmick WB (Orzhov)

ClockworkSwordfish

Land (23)

• 4x Caves of Koilos
• 4x Concealed Courtyard
• 10x Plains
• 5x Swamp

Creature (4)

• 1x Chronosavant
• 3x Hope of Ghirapur

Artifact (3)

• 3x Claws of Gix

Instant (16)

• 4x Dark Ritual
• 4x Enlightened TutorGC
• 4x Swords to Plowshares
• 4x Teferi's ProtectionGC

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Lethal Vapors

Sorcery (10)

• 2x Chronomantic Escape
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 4x Night's Whisper
• 3x Wrath of God

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Sorcery (2)

• 1x Conjurer's Ban
• 1x Single Combat

Creature (1)

• 1x Grand Abolisher

Instant (1)

• 1x Abeyance

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Pillowfort decks are too reliant on building up cards that can still get wiped out at any time. Prison decks are too reliant on being able to deal with your opponent's stuff without even knowing what it is.

What's the perfect answer? Opt out of the game.

1. Play Lethal Vapors.
2. Activate its ability, then again in response to the first activation an arbitrarily large amount of times.
3. Having skipped your next 200-odd turns, play Teferi's Protection.
4. Sit back and watch.

Especially interesting in a multiplayer game.

Top Ranked	Achieved #30 position overall 5 years ago Achieved #1 position in Casual 5 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	23 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.24
Folders	Absolute degenerate, Memes, For the Luls