Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Game

Casual Theme/Gimmick WB (Orzhov)

ClockworkSwordfish

Instant (16)

• 4x Dark Ritual
• 4x Enlightened Tutor
• 4x Swords to Plowshares
• 4x Teferi's Protection

Creature (4)

• 1x Chronosavant
• 3x Hope of Ghirapur

Artifact (3)

• 3x Claws of Gix

Sorcery (10)

• 2x Chronomantic Escape
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 4x Night's Whisper
• 3x Wrath of God

Enchantment (4)

• 4x Lethal Vapors

Land (23)

• 4x Caves of Koilos
• 4x Concealed Courtyard
• 10x Plains
• 5x Swamp

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Conjurer's Ban
• 1x Single Combat

Instant (1)

• 1x Abeyance

Creature (1)

• 1x Grand Abolisher

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Pillowfort decks are too reliant on building up cards that can still get wiped out at any time. Prison decks are too reliant on being able to deal with your opponent's stuff without even knowing what it is.

What's the perfect answer? Opt out of the game.

1. Play Lethal Vapors.
2. Activate its ability, then again in response to the first activation an arbitrarily large amount of times.
3. Having skipped your next 200-odd turns, play Teferi's Protection.
4. Sit back and watch.

Especially interesting in a multiplayer game.

Top Ranked	Achieved #30 position overall 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Casual 4 years ago
Date added	6 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Casual legal.
Rarity (main - side)	23 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.24
Folders	Absolute degenerate, Inspiration, Memes, For the Luls