Good Ol' Fashioned American Dicking

Standard BR (Rakdos)

daltonnelson

Creature (4)

• 2x Desecration Demon
• 2x Master of Cruelties

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Chandra, Pyromaster

Land (20)

• 3x Blood Crypt
• 8x Mountain
• 8x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice

Instant (25)

• 2x Bile Blight
• 3x Crypt Incursion
• 2x Devour Flesh
• 2x Doom Blade
• 2x Hero's Downfall
• 4x Lightning Strike
• 3x Magma Jet
• 4x Shock
• 3x Ultimate Price

Sorcery (11)

• 3x Anger of the Gods
• 4x Dreadbore
• 3x Read the Bones
• 1x Thoughtseize

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Sideboard

Sorcery (8)

• 2x Mizzium Mortars
• 3x Rakdos's Return
• 3x Slaughter Games

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This deck I not team America, I know. But, hear me out. Use your murder and burn to tickle your foe's goody hole. Remove his things and use your Master of Cruelties to lower them to one, burn for the final damage, claim victory, and rejoice in the fact that you just won a trading card game. Go ahead, drink their tears. You are allowed to do it.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	11 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 3 Mythic Rares 13 - 5 Rares 10 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	61
Avg. CMC	2.44