I don't like to cheat, but if I must

Standard* Eldrazi Jank

Zhorus_The_Bauqret

Creature (31)

• 4x Champion of Rhonas
• 4x Channeler Initiate
• 3x Crocodile of the Crossing
• 3x Reality Smasher
• 2x Rhonas the Indomitable
• 2x Sylvan Advocate
• 2x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger
• 3x Ulvenwald Hydra
• 4x Verdurous Gearhulk
• 2x Vizier of the Menagerie
• 2x Void Winnower

Instant (3)

• 3x Heroic Intervention

Land (24)

• 24x Forest

Sorcery (2)

• 2x Eldritch Evolution

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Sideboard

Creature (4)

• 4x Prowling Serpopard

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Maybeboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Druid of the Cowl
• 1x Servant of the Conduit
• 1x Sylvan Advocate

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I've been drooling over the new cards from Amonkhet, and I've been brewing up some decks. I think this one could be able to CHEAT standard. It first started when Champion of Rhonas was spoiled. I thought it was a great card, being able to CHEAT things out :)

• So Champion of Rhonas = busted. It works like Aetherworks Marvel, but you aren't sniping a creature. Instead have a big creature in hand such as Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger, Void Winnower or Ulvenwald Hydra, or Verdurous Gearhulk
• Verdurous Gearhulk and Uvenwald Hydra are key cards. Champion of Rhonas only lets ETB triggers occur, and not cast ones. So these two cards still get their fun stuff going.
• Eldritch Evolution is also a key card to getting one of your 6 drops out, for once you exert Champion of Rhonas you can sac it, and grab Reality Smasher, Ulvenwald Hydra, Vizier of the Menagerie, and the big and tough Verdurous Gearhulk. It can also allow you to sac Channeler Initiate to grab Champion of Rhonas, for whatever reason you would want to do that.
• Prowling Serpopard is most likely going to see a lot of sideboard play
• Channeler Initiate ramps, and beats Servant of the Conduit. Allowing you to play Champion of Rhonas turn 3, and swing turn 4. The only present problem being it's WAY more expensive.

Top Ranked	Achieved #28 position overall 7 years ago
Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 18 - 4 Rares 3 - 0 Uncommons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	4.36
Folders	Standard, Potentially sick decks, Standard, Decks to Build, cOOl dEcKS, Hour of Devastation - Standard