ugh ok i'll do it

Standard UB (Dimir)

teehouse

Creature (19)

• 4x Brazen Borrower
• 4x Slitherwisp
• 4x Soaring Thought-Thief
• 4x Thieves' Guild Enforcer
• 3x Zareth San, the Trickster

Sorcery (6)

• 2x Agadeem's Awakening  ^Flip
• 4x Bloodchief's Thirst

Instant (13)

• 4x Drown in the Loch
• 4x Heartless Act
• 1x Into the Story
• 2x Mystical Dispute
• 2x Negate

Land (22)

• 4x Fabled Passage
• 8x Island
• 8x Swamp
• 2x Temple of Deceit

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Sideboard

Instant (7)

• 2x Eliminate
• 2x Mystical Dispute
• 2x Negate
• 1x Whirlwind Denial

Creature (5)

• 1x Blacklance Paragon
• 4x NIghthawk Scavenger

Artifact (1)

• 1x Mazemind Tome

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i guess since it's this or omnath i will go with the lesser of two evils

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 17 - 6 Rares 19 - 5 Uncommons 2 - 2 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	2.47
Tokens	On an Adventure