This entire concept is friggin' great. Your write-up made me laugh, too. +1

How about Starfield of Nyx? It can be a second Opalescence while also bringing your enchantments back from the graveyard.

So get out Energy Field + Rest in Peace . Then Forbidden Crypt + Puca's Mischief instant kill. Just some suggestions for the soulless heart. You can throw in stuff like Demonic Pact or Immortal Coil for multiplayer games so you can just keep on instant killing. (Lich works as well, but you have to switch twice, so give it to your opponent, and then take it back)

If you add in some Demystifys' or other disenchant spells, you can add Lich, Nefarious Lich or even Illusions of Grandeur to knock your opponent dead as well.

Fun stuff: If you use Paradox Haze, you can pull out Puca's Mischief and then after you pull out Forbidden Crypt from your library, you can immediately give it to an opponent. (because this is all happening at the beginning of your upkeep.) And every turn after Puca's Mischief is out, you can dish out more instant kill cards like Immortal Coil.

Just a suggestion! I built a legacy deck after the idea of the "you lose the game" mechanic in a lot of black enchantments. It's really quite fun to dish out Forbidden Crypt to an opponent and let them lose on their next upkeep.

Love the deck! +1

I'm not sure what I'd remove for it, mainly because I don't know how you'd want to play.

Maybe Aura of Silence and Tezzeret. And possibly some of the other enchantments that don't have much use outside of Enduring Ideal. Like Invoke Prejudice seems pretty hard to cast without Chromatic Lantern or some good luck.

That is cruel and unusual....I love it! I will try to add the trade kills for extra lols

I think Possibility Storm would be just plain evil in this deck

Already in

That's what I get for skimming. Your deck is great without them, but why not add some auras like Annex(I love using this one to steal their nykthos), backfire, bonds of quicksilver, chronic flooding, corrupted conscience, song of the dryads or dream leash.

I'm sure you haven't thought about this one in years, but if you like janky enchantment combos, you might consider Moat, Mystic Decree, and Gravity Sphere to go along with your Island Sanctuary and a Counterbalance to combo with your Scroll Rack and Sensei's Divining Top. Not sure what you'd ditch for those, since your other pillow fort cards are pretty solid. Maybe Meishin, the Mind Cage, Price of Glory, Night of Souls' Betrayal, and Act of Authority?

This deck.. this is hilarious.