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  • Guilds: Gruul , Dimir , Izzet
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  • Tribe: Goblins, Thrulls, Saprolings
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  • Formats: Pauper, EDH/Commander, Limited

Cards

eyes2sky says... #1

2 or 3x Weapon Surge from Dragon's Maze and 1x Selfless Spirit please and thank you!

October 12, 2020 11:10 p.m.

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Spell_Slam: The thing about Graceful Reprieve that I like is that it can target my opponent's creatures. I could use it to rescue my own creatures, or I could use it on an opponent's chump (hopefully) to re-trigger the 12 priests. It's the closest thing I can find to use as Turn to Mist #s 5-8.

As for Crib Swap, that is definitely better for this deck than Humble so I'll be making that switch as soon as I find some.

Thanks for the help!

October 19, 2020 10:32 p.m.

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#2

I've always been obsessed with Emperor Crocodile for some reason. It's just so... idk, dynamic. It looks like a snapshot from a NatGeo documentary, but on another plane.

October 18, 2020 10:30 p.m.

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#3

maybe some Titanic Brawls or Mutant's Preys? Maybe instead of Forced Adaptation or Travel Preparations?

October 16, 2020 2:52 p.m.

tacolover25: TBH, I actually did consider using goblins, but... I already have a deck that does that (Nilbog County Postnatal Abortion Clinic) and I like to experiment with new things. I'm actually trying to use Rite of Flame (which I still need to buy some), and Seething Song (which I need to buy more of). And the Vessel is placeholding for them both.

I do like goblins though, so if Generator Servant doesn't work out, then I now have a Plan B. Thanks for your help!

October 16, 2020 12:52 p.m.

Looks solid +1

October 15, 2020 3:02 p.m.

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Snips500: Hey, thanks a lot! Yeah, you're right. I should have at least one Evolving Wilds in here. Also, now that I look at this deck, I don't think Mortuary Mire will do as much for this deck as I'd hoped, so now I'm thinking if I took them all out and added 1x Evolving Wilds and 2x Jund Panorama that might be better.

And yeah Rancor is a good idea, and I'm pretty sure I've got some tucked away somewhere.

Thanks for the advice!

October 13, 2020 6:36 p.m.

For now, Gallowbraid?

For later, Lord of Tresserhorn and/or Karona, False God.

October 13, 2020 6:05 p.m.

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Alkadron: No biggie, I miss comments all the time. Glad to hear you're using the cards though.

October 8, 2020 5:35 p.m.

gato91: Both good ideas, thanks! I like the idea of Crash Through. I shoulda thought of that myself, but I didn't, so thanks.

As for Monastery Swiftspear, I'll put her in here for you, gato91, but NOT for eyes2sky!!! (I'm j/k. He's cool too.)

October 6, 2020 8:43 p.m.

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RNR_Gaming: Thanks for advice and for stopping by, but I'm not sure Winota would actually do much for the deck though. Winota's ability takes effect after declaring attackers, which means if she actually put one of my three humans out, nothing would actually happen. Their abilities all trigger when they "attack," and if something enters "tapped and attacking" they never technically "attack" and instead move straight into "attacking." Thus none of my humans would actually trigger. It's an interesting cascade-like idea, but this deck doesn't feature enough other humans for it, I don't think, unless you're thinking of using it in a different way. I still appreciate the idea though, and thanks again!

October 6, 2020 8:16 p.m.

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Peoyogon: Good suggestion, thanks! I'd probably replace Implement of Combustion with that. I don't own enough yet though (every time I get a few I stick em in a pauper deck because it's a great pauper card), but soon I'll get some and make the update.

October 6, 2020 8:03 p.m.
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Specialties

Pauper - Casual, Pauper - Energy, Pauper - Jank, Pauper - Theme/Gimmick, Pauper - Vorthos

Decks

Warren Hell (Did All These Goblins Come From?)

Pauper EDH* Gattison

SCORE: 14 | 8 COMMENTS | 1915 VIEWS | IN 3 FOLDERS

Nosebreaker

Oathbreaker Gattison

SCORE: 6 | 4 COMMENTS | 283 VIEWS | IN 4 FOLDERS

EGH (Elder Goblin Highlander)

Commander / EDH Gattison

SCORE: 17 | 16 COMMENTS | 4201 VIEWS | IN 13 FOLDERS

Troll 2: A Goblin Deck (Obviously)

Pauper Gattison

SCORE: 21 | 17 COMMENTS | 5335 VIEWS | IN 12 FOLDERS

Izzet Considered Abuse if They Like It?

Pauper Gattison

SCORE: 11 | 5 COMMENTS | 1710 VIEWS | IN 4 FOLDERS

Nilbog County Postnatal Abortion Clinic

Pauper Gattison

SCORE: 25 | 18 COMMENTS | 2113 VIEWS | IN 10 FOLDERS

Finished Decks 112
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