Gattison Deckling

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sonnet666 says... #1

Thank you for adding my List Partner Pairs by Rank to your Obscure List of Obscure Lists!

I have been back there in a while, and only just now noticed your comment.

If you'd like, here's another list I made that you might find interesting:

The Planeswalker Olympics

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It's a list for keeping track of which Planeswalker has had the most printings. Why, you ask? Why not, I tell you.

May 29, 2017 9:52 a.m.

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Said on Magic: The Gangstering ......

Quicksilver: By Request! Hope you like it. I am willing to listen to feedback however. =)

If you like it, I'll post the code on your wall so you don't have to relink/rename cards.

June 24, 2017 4:58 p.m.

Said on [List] The MTG ......

Holy CRAP, sonnet666! That is awesome, thanks for doing all that work! But we decided not to make a list of weapons because it's pointless....

JUST KIDDING! If Atony doesn't want to continue with this project, I'll take it over. =)

June 24, 2017 3:20 p.m.

Said on LunaCelt...

My bad, use this one instead. It's got the links to your name in the last verse. Show

===accordion
===panel:"Drop That Body," by the Mono-[[symbol:g]] Peas
_The following is a parody of "[Rock That Body](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmnjL26OBcY)," by the Black Eyed Peas. (Lyrics by [[Gattison]]._  

[chorus]
I wanna [[elvish mystic|elf]] right now  
I wa--I wanna [[llanowar elves|elf]] right now  
I wa--I wanna [[copperhorn scout|elf]] right now  
Now, now, [[essence warden|elf]] right now.  
I wa--I wanna [[elvish visionary|elf]] right now  
I wa--I wanna [[timberwatch elf|elf]] right now  
I wa--I wanna [[lys alana huntmaster|elf]] right nooowww  

I want more lands, I want more lands and more life  
I wanna drop, I wanna drop a body  
I wanna swing, I wanna swing friggin' wide  
Up in ya face and then drop another body.  

Block that body  
Come on, come on, block that body  (Block that body)  
Block that body  
Come on, come on, block--that--body  
(repeat)  
[/end chorus]

Look at all these--creatures I got  
Scryin' land to--the bottom from top  
Synergize with just one drops  
Mono-[[symbol:G]] got the board on lock. (Board on lock)  
Swing and watch--you'd have to have like a million blockers  
Faces be boomin'--and lifegain lots  
It's a good game if you scoop or not  
Elves are like rabbits they just don't stop. (Porkin' lots)  

When you swingin' at elves just stop  
Think, do you have enough to block  
'Cause elves be droppin' around the clock  
Go to combat and then tap them all.  
If you swing back I cast a [[fog]]  
[[rancor]] on [[elvish vanguard]]  
No one boardwipes elves for long! (Elves are bomb!)  

[chorus/repeat]  

Androgynous man-ladies  
Elves are androgynous man-ladies  
Elves are androgynous man-ladies  
Elves are all androgynous man-ladies  

Yeah, they could be big-butts  
1/2s, they got junk in trunks  
They could be vanilla types  
Chumps with no abilities.  
Short stacks, elf tribal  
I just like to synergize  
Triggers outta sight  
Trigger--triggers outta sight.  

[She](http://tappedout.net/users/LunaCelt/) don't mulligan  
Or miss land-drops  
And in [her](http://tappedout.net/users/LunaCelt/) mainboard  
[She](http://tappedout.net/users/LunaCelt/) got eight dorks.  
[She](http://tappedout.net/users/LunaCelt/) like trample, [she](http://tappedout.net/users/LunaCelt/) love tokens  
[[timberwatch elf]], the shit is broken  
[She](http://tappedout.net/users/LunaCelt/) like counters, and the mid-range  
[She](http://tappedout.net/users/LunaCelt/) like the late-game, and f***in' lifegain.  

Don't get mad at me, elves are just stupid  
Don't get mad at me... (bro, bro, bro, bro)  

I want more lands, I want more lands and more life  
I wanna drop, I wanna drop a body  
I wanna swing, I wanna swing friggin' wide  
Up in ya face and then drop another body.  

[and so on...]  
===endpanel
===endaccordion

June 22, 2017 12:38 p.m.

Said on LunaCelt...

Post the following in your deck description and you should be good to go. Show

===accordion
===panel:"Drop That Body," by the Mono-[[symbol:g]] Peas
_The following is a parody of "[Rock That Body](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmnjL26OBcY)," by the Black Eyed Peas. (Lyrics by [[Gattison]].)_  

[chorus]  
I wanna [[elvish mystic|elf]] right now  
I wa--I wanna [[llanowar elves|elf]] right now  
I wa--I wanna [[copperhorn scout|elf]] right now  
Now, now, [[essence warden|elf]] right now.  
I wa--I wanna [[elvish visionary|elf]] right now  
I wa--I wanna [[timberwatch elf|elf]] right now  
I wa--I wanna [[lys alana huntmaster|elf]] right nooowww  

I want more lands, I want more lands and more life  
I wanna drop, I wanna drop a body  
I wanna swing, I wanna swing friggin' wide  
Up in ya face and then drop another body.  

Block that body  
Come on, come on, block that body  (Block that body)  
Block that body  
Come on, come on, block--that--body  
(repeat)  
[/end chorus]  

Look at all these--creatures I got  
Scryin' land to--the bottom from top  
Synergize with just one drops  
Mono-[[symbol:G]] got the board on lock. (Board on lock)  
Swing and watch--you'd have to have like a million blockers  
Faces be boomin'--and lifegain lots  
It's a good game if you scoop or not  
Elves are like rabbits they just don't stop. (Porkin' lots)  

When you swingin' at elves just stop  
Think, do you have enough to block  
'Cause elves be droppin' around the clock  
Go to combat and then tap them all.  
If you swing back I cast a [[fog]]  
[[rancor]] on [[elvish vanguard]]  
No one boardwipes elves for long! (Elves are bomb!)  

[chorus/repeat]  

Androgynous man-ladies  
Elves are androgynous man-ladies  
Elves are androgynous man-ladies  
Elves are all androgynous man-ladies  

Yeah, they could be big-butts  
1/2s, they got junk in trunks  
They could be vanilla types  
Chumps with no abilities.  
Short stacks, elf tribal  
I just like to synergize  
Triggers outta sight  
Trigger--triggers outta sight.  

She don't mulligan  
Or miss land-drops  
And in her mainboard  
She got eight dorks.  
She like trample, she love tokens  
[[timberwatch elf]], the shit is broken  
She like counters, and the mid-range  
She like the late-game, and f***in' lifegain.  

Don't get mad at me, elves are just stupid  
Don't get mad at me... (bro, bro, bro, bro)  

I want more lands, I want more lands and more life  
I wanna drop, I wanna drop a body  
I wanna swing, I wanna swing friggin' wide  
Up in ya face and then drop another body.  

[and so on...]  
===endpanel
===endaccordion

June 22, 2017 12:23 p.m.

Said on I Make Theme ......

Argy: lol, I was hoping the deck would be gruul. that would have made it easier. but fine. alright, stay tuned, and we'll see what happens. =)

June 22, 2017 11:15 a.m.

Said on I Make Theme ......

Argy: I can do that, sure. I even kinda like that song. Is there a deck, a theme or anything you had in mind?

Quicksilver: ty. I'll start looking at your deck and see what I come up with.

June 20, 2017 10:27 p.m.

Argy: Hip-hop and R&B are just my favorites to write, because there's so many words to play around with. But I do have a The Who parody, as well as one by The Standells. So, yeah, I'm all over the place. No restrictions on musical genre. =)

Quicksilver: Sounds like a good idea. Do you have a decklink? Or is that two different songs you're requesting? If so, got two decklinks?

June 20, 2017 6:15 p.m.

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June 19, 2017 7:19 p.m.

Said on I Make Theme ......

You probably are sick of hearing about this, but for about a year now, I've been writing parody songs about Magic: The Gathering.

Here is my resume.

Well, I really enjoy writing these songs, and I've even taken a few requests from friends, which were very fun challenges for me. Now I'd like to offer my services to others on the site. If anybody wants to request that i write a theme song for them, just let me know and I'll see what I can come up with.

If you have something specific you would like me to incorporate into the song, I'll do my best to accomodate that. However, in the interest of creating a final product that I can be proud of, I do reserve the right to make all final creative decisions.

If my terms are agreeable (they should be, I'm pretty easy to get along with), please don't hesitate to post a request here or on my wall. I'm looking forward to hearing from some of you!

Thanks for your time! Down with Napster!

June 19, 2017 6:57 p.m.

Said on Magic: The Gangstering ......

#10

LunaCelt, are you tuned? because it is done!

also, tell eyes2sky

June 18, 2017 6:31 p.m.

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