pauper diarrhea

Standard*

bustercow

Creature (20)

• 4x Carnophage
• 4x Dauthi Slayer
• 4x Guul Draz Vampire
• 4x Tormented Soul
• 4x Vampire Lacerator

Land (14)

• 14x Swamp

Instant (16)

• 4x Dark Ritual
• 4x Disfigure
• 4x Snuff Out
• 4x Vampire's Bite

Enchantment (6)

• 4x Predator's Gambit
• 2x Unholy Strength

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Bump in the Night

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Maybeboard

Creature (6)

• 1x Grasping Scoundrel
• 1x Vampire Interloper
• 4x Vault Skirge

Instant (1)

• 1x Geth's Verdict

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Tyrant's Choice
• 1x Unearth

Artifact (1)

• 1x Bonesplitter

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Demonic Appetite
• 1x Spinal Graft

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The fastest of the fast. The most aggro of the aggro. Black pauper cannot get faster than this deck. It is always the aggressive one in any match up. It diarrheas out as many black cards as possible as fast as possible. While gold-fishing it can win turn 3, and consistently win turn 5.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Rares 42 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.35