City of Ass: Shutdown!

Unknown RUW (Jeskai, America)

Thebigshaggy

Instant (16)

• 4x Cancel
• 4x Counterspell
• 4x Gridlock
• 4x Negate

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Supreme Verdict

Enchantment (8)

• 4x Curse of Exhaustion
• 4x Possibility Storm

Creature (6)

• 1x Erayo, Soratami Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IV
• 1x Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer
• 1x Hanna, Ship's Navigator
• 1x Kasimir the Lone Wolf
• 1x Zedruu the Greathearted

Land (26)

• 4x Azorius Guildgate
• 4x Boros Guildgate
• 1x City of Ass
• 5x Island
• 4x Izzet Guildgate
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Plains
• 4x Steam Vents

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Maybeboard

Instant (1)

• 1x Dissolve

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In honor of the government shutdown, an America shutdown deck.

City of Ass - Congress

Our Senators:

Erayo's Essence wants to make sure nobody can get a word in edgewise.

Hanna, Ship's Navigator is always digging up old legislation and putting it back on the table.

Zedruu the Greathearted loves to force her ideas on other people.

Kasimir the Lone Wolf is always pushing his agenda, even though nobody supports him...and he's bad at what he does...and he costs us a lot.

Gwafa Hazid, Profiteer knows that buying votes is faster than earning them.

Grand Arbiter Augustin IV wants to make sure no one but him has a chance to get anything passed.

Our motivation:

Steam Vents because without hot air, this deck wouldn't exist. Unfortunately, when not propelled by hot air, this deck's very slow to do anything.

As you can see, they're all making sure nobody gets anything done.

Top Ranked	Achieved #48 position overall 10 years ago
Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Unknown legal.
Rarity (main - side)	1 - 0 Mythic Rares 17 - 0 Rares 9 - 0 Uncommons 24 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	3.12
Folders	Now THAT'S Funny!, Potential decks, Meme Economy