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| Format | Legality |
| Archenemy | Legal |
| Casual | Legal |
| Commander: Rule 0 | Legal |
| Custom | Legal |
| Limited | Legal |
| Planar Constructed | Legal |
| Planechase | Legal |
| Quest Magic | Legal |
| Unformat | Legal |
| Vanguard | Legal |
Uktabi Kong
Creature — Ape
Trample
When Uktabi Kong enters the battlefield, destroy all artifacts.
Tap two untapped Apes you control: Put a 1/1 green Ape creature token into play.
FauxFaux on Card creation challenge
3 years ago
Uuk-Uuk, Heir of Uktabi
Legendary Creature - Monkey Noble
Reach, Haste
Whenever ~ deals combat damage to a player, search your library for an Ape Creature and put it into play.
"Last in the long line of those to inherit the throne, he was voted unilaterally for his popularity among the tribe."
2/2
The long awaited King arrives. As seen being....conceived in the art of Uktabi Orangutan and growing on Uktabi Kong.
In all reality, maybe not a "Basic" card as Epicurus asked, but I still think this should have been made. ANOTHER!
Last_Laugh on Random Favorite Cards
6 years ago
Humping monkeys Uktabi Orangutan and Pregnant monkey Uktabi Kong
DemonDragonJ on Guilds of Ravnica: Spoilers and …
6 years ago
cdkime, there is no question that Uktabi Kong involves tapping.
DemonDragonJ on Unintentionally Hilarious or Suggestive Cards
6 years ago
In this game, there are some cards that players find to be either hilarious or suggestive, even if WotC did not intend for them to be so, so I wish to create a thread to honor such cards.
The first card that I shall mention is the classic Uktabi Orangutan, notable for its artwork, which one could dismiss as being unintentional if it were not for the flavor text of the card, and the fact that the artist's last name is "Fricker" adds further unintentional hilarity to it, as well. Uktabi Kong does not qualify for this thread, because it was intentionally hilarious and suggestive, as it is referencing and parodying the orangutan.
Next is Clergy en-Vec, which again has artwork that could be dismissed as harmless and innocent, but has flavor text that makes it clear that WotC was sneaking an adult joke past the censors.
There is also Stonecloaker, in which the titular creature is touching the human in a manner than is very suggestive.
Bone Flute is entirely self-explanatory.
The artwork for Crossway Vampire is supposed to convey a sense of danger and dread, but I cannot help but feel that the vampire in the artwork is about to prey on the human in an entirely different manner than drinking his blood.
I am not certain if Earthbind qualifies for this thread, as it is almost certainly suggestive deliberately.
What does everyone else say about this? What cards do you find to be unintentionally hilarious or suggestive?
Phaetion on Ape commander deck
7 years ago
Mono-Green. Use Uktabi Kong as the general, then run 40 forests and 59 Uktabi Orangutans. Then name the deck "Sex Monkeys" or something similar. Done.
Seriously though, R/G is your best bet. Make sure to use changelings, as there aren't enough apes to go around. As for the general, Xenagos, God of Revels or Ruric Thar, the Unbowed are your best bets.
RazortoothMtg on Oddest art?
7 years ago
Uktabi Kong is the one your thinking of KingTorg1. You can see the monkey couple celebrating they're... ahem... creation... in the background.
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Dollar General Yisan
8 years ago
Here's a list of things that could work, I don't know if they are too expensive, but ill leave out the expensive ones I know of.Krosan Cloudscraper, Deathcoil Wurm, Ghoultree, Gigantomancer, Liege of the Tangle, Living Hive, Patron of the Orochi, Sekki, Seasons' Guide, Symbiotic Wurm, Uktabi Kong, Verdant Force, Ancient Ooze, Elderscale Wurm, Engulfing Slagwurm, Giant Adephage, Moldgraf Monstrosity, Void Winnower, Pelakka Wurm, Regal Force, Fangren Marauder. I don't know if this helps you decide but these are some of the many possible high drop bombs you can include, this is only including 1 eldrazi so if you want to go that route here's plenty high drops there.