Glborrup, Obese Glob

Legendary Creature - Ooze

Vigilance, Wither

Whenever a creature dealt damage by ~ this turn dies, put a +1/+1 counter on ~.

: ~ deals 1 damage to each other creature

2/6

Make an Ogre who likes rabbits.

Sylas, Captain of the Brigade

Legendary Creature - Human Soldier

Other creatures you control get +1/+1

Choose a Background

3/3

Might be able to build this with Cloakwood Hermit, or some other backgrounds. Budget build, of course. 2-color choose a background can be an interesting pull at uncommon.

Ninja'd. See above.

Maelstrom Wanderer and Embercleave would both very much like to be invited to this party.

The Becoming

Enchantment - Background

Commander creatures you control are artifacts in addition to their other types and have "whenever this creature dies, put a number of +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature you control equal to this creature's base power"

"The me that you know He used to have feelings But the blood has stopped pumping and he is left to decay The me that you know is now made up of wires And even when i'm right with you i'm so far away"

Make another 2 color background.

Unleash the Unhallowed

Sorcery

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may discard any number of cards

This spell costs less to cast for each card discarded to cast it

Create X 1/1 black and red Cat Spirit creature tokens with Flying and Deathtouch

Make a card with the words "and," "except," and "instead" in the rules text.

Dirr'gora, Eternal Midnight

Legendary Creature - Elf Warlock

Ward

Mono-colored spells cost less to cast (this only reduces the amount of colored mana in a spell's cost)

, Discard a card, : Add

2/4

Meant to be a Drow, but unless I'm mistaken they've been calling those Elves. So I'm going with that.

Ninja'd, so do above.

Drunken Rebuttal

Instant

Choose one:

• Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control chosen at random

• Destroy two target artifacts chosen at random

Finish the cycle that was started earlier: A Jund legendary land. See the parameters of the design a couple posts above.

Cycles are part of the thread, which has been active for a very long time. If there's only one card left for the cycle, I see no good reason not to finish it.

I'm in my cups. Fight me.

Remnant of Old Esper

Legendary Land

Vedalken creatures you control get +1/+1

: Add

, Exile ~: Exile target nonland permanent. Return that permanent to the battlefield at end of turn.

, Exile ~: Target player mills a number of cards equal to the number of artifacts you control

, Exile ~: Destroy target artifact, enchantment or planeswalker

, Exile ~: Draw 3 cards, lose 3 life, then create a number of 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens equal to the number of cards in your hand

Continue the cycle.

Shyt, was supposed to be a planeswalker... Here's another go at it.

Mary, Who Feeds the World

Legendary Planeswalker - Mary

Mary, Who Feeds the World and creatures you control are green and white instead of their colors, and have protection from red and black

+2 Create 2 Food tokens

-X As an additional cost to activate this ability, sacrifice X Food tokens. Gain control of target creature with MV X or less.

6

Ok, now wild.

Mary, World's Greatest Mom

Legendary Creature - Human Bard

Defender, Lifelink

Whenever a Human, Cat, Dog or Bird enters the battlefield under your control, create two Food tokens

Sacrifice 4 Food tokens: Gain control of target Human, Cat, Dog or Bird

: Another target creature gains protection from everything until end of turn

3/6

Probably too much to fit on an actual card, but wanted to do her justice.

Wild.

seshiro_of_the_orochi

"Ward - Sacrifice each non-land permanent you control."

Bruh.

Goblin Excavator

Creature - Goblin

, , Sacrifice Goblin Excavator: Destroy target land

2/1

Simple, effective, wish it existed.

Make something else that's very simple and you would totally use.

Syr Arthur, King of the Brittans

Legendary Creature - Human Knight Noble

For each legendary permanent you control, ~ costs or one of that permanent's colors less to cast

Legendary permanents you control have Hexproof and Indestructible

Legendary Equipment you control have "Equip Legendary Creature "

Legendary creatures you control get +1/+1 for each legendary equipment attached to them

5/5

Wildcard.

Archrider of Pestilence

Legendary Creature - Elemental Incarnation

Shroud, Wither

When ~ enters the battlefield, each player loses 1 life, discards a card, sacrifices a creature, then sacrifices a land

: ~ deals 1 damage to each creature and each player

1/6

Continue

Crazy Train

Enchantment

Whenever there are no creatures on the battlefield, sacrifice Crazy Train

Creatures can't block, and must attack each combat if able

During your upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature

"Mental wounds still screaming, driving me insane."

You probably expected a vehicle, but that's not what the song is about.

Also, is Randy Rhoads not the best guitarist of all time?!

Make an equipment that's a guitar.

Glutinous Goblin

Creature - Goblin

Cumulative Upkeep - Sacrifice a Food

7/7

Make another balanced MV3 or lower creature with power 6 or greater.

Pact Imp

Creature - Demon

Flying

Devour 1

When ~ enters the battlefield, destroy target non-black creature for each creature it devoured

3/2

Pretty powerful on its own, but I'm picturing this with a Grave Pact or Dictate of Erebos on the board...

Wildcard for the new page.

Petrov, Brazen Communist

Legendary Creature - Human Rebel

At the beginning of your end step, choose a player who controls the most permanents or is tied for the most permanents. Then, choose a permanent that player controls at random. Target player who controls the least permanents or is tied for the least permanents gains control of that permanent.

3/4

Make a Force-Feed card that has good synergy with Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest.

Arcbound Grinder

Artifact Creature - Construct

Trample, Haste, Ward

Devour X

Modular X

0/0

Make a new permanent type. The existing permanent types are land, creature, enchantment, artifact and planeswalker. Make something that does something unique to separate it from the others.

Valkyrie Phosphoromancer

Creature - Angel

Sunburst - ~ enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each color of mana spent to cast it

Flying, Vigilance

, : Up to X target creatures each gain protection from the color of your choice until end of turn, where X is the number of colors spent to activate this ability

2/2

How about a 4-mana, 5-color creature? Does that count? :3

Make a 4 or 5 color enchantment.

Ayahuasca

Enchantment - Drug

Fading 4

Intensity 2 (When this card enters the battlefield, you get 2 poison counters)

Opponents play with their hands revealed

During your upkeep, Scry 5

Hope the addition of blue doesn't disqualify this from Hell Mode status.

Make another drug. Use this card as a model. Vanishing, for the length of time it lasts, and Intensity for how badly it hurts you. Make the effect worth the poison.