Agent of the douches

Standard BGW (Abzan, Junk)

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Creature (18)

• 4x Agent of the Fates
• 4x Boon Satyr
• 4x Elvish Mystic
• 2x Reaper of the Wilds
• 4x Sylvan Caryatid

Land (24)

• 2x Caves of Koilos
• 5x Forest
• 2x Llanowar Wastes
• 2x Plains
• 5x Swamp
• 2x Temple of Malady
• 2x Temple of Plenty
• 2x Temple of Silence
• 2x Windswept Heath

Instant (14)

• 2x Ajani's Presence
• 4x Defiant Strike
• 4x Gods Willing
• 4x Hero's Downfall

Sorcery (4)

• 4x Thoughtseize

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Turn 1: Forest + Elvish Mystic

Turn 2: Swamp + Sylvan Caryatid + Thoughtseize

Turn 3, fun begins: Swamp or Plains + Agent of the Fates.

From that point, use the Heroic trigger on Agent of the Fates to get rid of your opponents creature. Boon Satyr is a good Turn 4 option, if you didn't miss a land drop you'll still have 1 mana left for protection.

Date added	9 years
Last updated	9 years
Legality	This deck is not Standard legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 26 - 0 Rares 8 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	60
Avg. CMC	1.94